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<i>**[ Woman Singing ]

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<i>**[ Continues ]

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<i>- **[ Continues ]
- Good luck.

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[ Children Giggling ]

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<i>**[ Continues ]

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<i>- **[ Continues ]
- [ Horn Honks ]

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<i>**[ Continues ]

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[ Bell Dings ]

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Hi. Uh, I have an appointment
with Emily Charlton?

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- Andrea Sachs?
- Yes.

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Great. Human Resources certainly
has an odd sense of humor.

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Follow me.

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Okay, so I was Miranda's
second assistant...

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but her first assistant recently got promoted,
and so now I'm the first.

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- Oh, and you're replacing yourself.
- Well, I am trying.

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Miranda sacked the last two girls
after only a few weeks.

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We need to find someone who can survive here.
Do you understand?

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Yeah. Of course. Who's Miranda?

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Oh, my God. I will pretend
you did not just ask me that.

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She's the editor in chief of <i>Runway,</i>
not to mention a legend.

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You work a year for her, and you can
get a job at any magazine you want.

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A million girls would kill for this job.

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It sounds like a great opportunity.
I'd love to be considered.

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[ Giggling ]

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Andrea,
<i>Runway</i> is a fashion magazine...

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so an interest in fashion is crucial.

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What makes you think
I'm not interested in fashion?

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- [ Cell Phone Ringing ]
- Oh, my God.

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No! No! No!

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What's wrong?

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She's on her way. Tell everyone!

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She's not supposed to be here
until 9:00.

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Her driver just text messaged,
and her facialist ruptured a disk.

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- God, these people!
- [ Whistles, Whispers ] Who's that?

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That I can't even talk about.

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All right, everyone! Gird your loins!

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- [ Excited Chattering ]
- Did somebody eat an onion bagel?

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[ Exhales, Sniffs ]

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[ Bell Dings ]

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Sorry, Miranda.

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[ Bell Dings ]

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Move it! Ooh!

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I don't understand why it's so difficult
to confirm an appointment.

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I know. I'm so sorry, Miranda.
I actually did confirm last night.

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Details of your incompetence
do not interest me.

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Tell Simone I'm not going to approve that girl
that she sent me for the Brazilian layout.

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I asked for clean, athletic, smiling.
She sent me dirty, tired and paunchy.

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And R.S.V.P. Yes
to the Michael Kors party.

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I want the driver to drop me off at 9:30
and pick me up at 9:45 sharp.

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- [ Whispers ] 9:45 sharp.
- Call Natalie at Glorious Foods,
tell her no for the 40th time.

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No, I don't want dacquoise. I want tortes
filled with warm rhubarb compote.

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Then call my ex-husband and remind him the
parent-teacher conference is at Dalton tonight.

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Then call my husband, ask him to meet me
for dinner at that place I went to with Massimo.

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Tell Richard I saw the pictures that he sent
for that feature on the female paratroopers...

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and they're all so deeply unattractive.

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Is it impossible to find a lovely,
slender female paratrooper?

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- No.
- Am I reaching for the stars here? Not really.

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<i>Also, I need to see all the things that Nigel</i>
<i>has pulled for Gwyneth's second cover try</i>

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<i>I wonder if she's lost any</i>
<i>of that weight yet Who's that?</i>

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Nobody. Um, uh-

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Human Resources sent her up about the new
assistant job, and I was preinterviewing her.

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But she's hopeless
and totally wrong for it.

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Clearly I'm going to have to do that myself
because the last two you sent me...

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<i>were completely inadequate</i>

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So send her in. That's all.

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Right.

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- She wants to see you.
- Oh! She does?

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Move!

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- This is foul. Don't let her see it. Go!
- That's-

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[ Sighs ]

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Who are you?

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Uh, my name is Andy Sachs.

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I recently graduated
from Northwestern University.

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And what are you doing here?
[ Clears Throat ]

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Well, I think I could do a good job
as your assistant.

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<i>And, um-</i>

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Yeah, I came to New York to be a journalist
and sent letters out everywhere...

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and then finally got a call
from Elias-Clarke...

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<i>and met with Sherry</i>
<i>up at Human Resources</i>

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Basically, it's this or <i>Auto Universe</i>

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- So you don't read <i>Runway?</i>
- Uh, no.

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<i>And before today,</i>
<i>you had never heard of me</i>

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No.

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And you have no style
or sense of fashion.

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Well, um, I think that depends
on what you're-

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No, no. That wasn't a question.

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Um, I was editor in chief
of the <i>Daily Northwestern</i>

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I also, um, won a national competition
for college journalists...

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<i>with my series on thejanitors'union,</i>
<i>which exposed the exploitation-</i>

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<i>That's all</i>

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[ Scoffs ]

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Yeah. You know, okay.

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You're right. I don't fit in here.

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I am not skinny or glamorous...

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<i>and I don't know that much</i>
<i>about fashion</i>

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<i>But I'm smart</i>

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I learn fast
and I will work very hard.

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I got the exclusive
on the Cavalli for Gwyneth...

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but the problem is, with that huge
feathered headdress that she's wearing...

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she looks like she's working
the main stage at the Golden Nugget.

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Thank you for your time.

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Who is that sad little person?

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Are we doing a before-and-after piece
I don't know about?

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Brown and Law, please?
Thank you.

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- Andrea.
- Hmm?

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<i>Wait You got a job</i>
<i>at a fashion magazine?</i>

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- Mm-hmm.
- What was it, a phone interview?

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<i>- [ Woman ] Wow</i>
- Ow! Don't be a jerk.

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Miranda Priestly is famous
for being unpredictable.

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<i>Okay, Doug How is it</i>
<i>that you know who she is and I didn't?</i>

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- I'm actually a girl.
- Oh!

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- That would explain so much.
<i>- [ Doug ] Look, seriously</i>

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Miranda Priestly is a huge deal.
I bet a million girls would kill for that job.

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Yeah, great.
The thing is I'm not one of them.

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<i>[ Woman ]
<i>Look, you gotta start somewhere, right?</i>

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I mean,
look at this dump Nate works in.

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I mean, come on.
Paper napkins? Hello.

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Yeah. And Lily, she works at that gallery
doing, uh, you know-

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Oh, I'm sorry. What exactly is it
that you do anyway?

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Well, lucky for me,
I already have my dream job.

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[ With Lily ]
You're a corporate research analyst!

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- Oh, you're right. My job sucks.
- No!

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- It sucks. I don't- It's boring.
<i>- It's all right Breathe</i>

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- I'm trying.
<i>- Here Take a drink</i>

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<i>- I will have a drink I will have a drink</i>
- Ah, yes.

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- I'd like to propose a toast.
To jobs that pay the rent.
- To jobs that pay the rent.

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[ Lily ]
Jobs that pay the rent.

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Oh, baby. You should see the way
these girls at <i>Runway</i> dress.

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I don't have a thing to wear to work.

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Come on. You're gonna be
answering phones and getting coffee.

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You need a ball gown for that?

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I think I might.

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Well, I happen to think
you look great always.

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Aww! I think you're full of it.

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[ Giggling ]

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- Hey. Come on. Let's go home.
- Yeah.

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I can think of something we can do
that doesn't require any clothing.

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- Really?
- Mmm.

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<i>- [ Phone Ringing ]
<i>- **[ Woman Singing ]

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Hello?

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Andrea, Miranda decided to kill
the autumn jacket story for September...

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and she is pulling up
the Sedona shoot from October.

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You need to come into the office right this
second and pick up her coffee order on the way.

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- Now?
<i>- Now, get a pen and write this down</i>

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- Now?
<i>- Now, get a pen and write this down</i>

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I want one no-foam skimmed latte
with an extra shot...

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and three drip coffees
with room for milk.

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- Searing hot. And I mean hot.
- [ Line Clicks ]

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<i>- **[ Continues ]
- [ Cell Phone Ringing ]

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Hello?

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- [ Emily ] Where are you?
- Oh, I'm almost there. Yeah.

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Shoot! Oh!

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<i>**[ Ends ]

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Is there some reason
that my coffee isn't here?

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Has she died or something?

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No. [ Whispers ] God.

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Oh. Bloody time.

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- I hope you know that this
is a very difficult job-
- Mm-hmm.

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For which you are totally wrong.

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And if you mess up,
my head is on the chopping block.

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Now, hang that up.
Don't just fling it anywhere.

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<i>Okay First of all,</i>
<i>you and I answer the phones</i>

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The phone must be answered
every single time it rings.

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Calls roll to voice mail,
and she gets very upset.

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<i>If I'm not here-Andrea, Andrea-</i>

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you are chained to that desk.

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- Well, what if I need to-
- What? No.

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One time an assistant left the desk because
she sliced her hand open with a letter opener...

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<i>and Miranda missed Lagerfeld</i>

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just before he boarded
a 17-hour flight to Australia.

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She now works at <i>TVGuide</i>

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- Man the desk at all times. Got it.
<i>- [ Phone Rings ]

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- Uh-
- Miranda Priestly's office.

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No, she's not available.

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<i>- Who is it?</i>
- [ Mouthing Words ]

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Yes, I will tell her
you called... yet again.

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- [ Bell Chimes ]
<i>- Right Remember, you and I
<i>have totally differentjobs</i>

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I mean, you get coffee-
[ Scoffs ] and you run errands.

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Yet I am in charge of her schedule...

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<i>her appointments and her expenses</i>

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And, um, most importantly, um...

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I get to go with her to Paris
for Fashion Week in the fall.

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I get to wear couture.
I go to all the shows and all the parties.

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I meet all of the designers.
It's divine.

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Okay. Now, stay here. I'm going to
the art department to give them the Book.

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- The-
- This is the Book.

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Now, it is a mock-up of everything...

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in the current issue.

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And we deliver it to Miranda's apartment
every night, and she retu-

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Don't touch it. She returns it to us
in the morning with her notes.

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Now, the second assistant
is supposed to do this...

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but Miranda is very private
and she does not like strangers in her house.

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So until she decides
that you are not a total psycho...

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I get the lovely task
of waiting around for the Book.

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- [ Phone Rings ]
- Oh, Emily? What do I do-

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<i>- Deal with it</i>
<i>- [ Rings ]

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[ Sighs ]

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[ Rings ]

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Hello. Mrs. Priestly's office.

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Hmm. That's what I meant.
Miranda Priestly's office.

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[ Groans ]

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Um, you know, she is in a meeting.
Can I please take a message?

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Uh-huh.

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Okay. Can you please spell Gabbana?

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- [ Line Clicks, Dial Tone Hums ]
- Hello?

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I guess not.

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I guessed an eight and a half.

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Um, uh, that's very nice of you...

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<i>but I don't think I need these</i>

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Miranda hired me.
She knows what I look like.

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- Do you?
- [ Chuckles ]

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Emily.

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Emily?

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She means you.

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<i>- Wejust cut on the bias</i>
<i>- [ Miranda ] That's not what I asked you</i>

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I couldn't have been clearer.
There you are, Emily.

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- How many times do I have to scream your name?
- Actually, it's Andy.

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My name is Andy.
Andrea, but, uh, everybody calls me Andy.

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[ Chuckles ]
I need 10 or 15 skirts from Calvin Klein.

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- What kind of skirts do you-
- Please bore someone else with your questions.

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<i>And make sure we have Pier 59</i>
<i>at 8::00 am tomorrow</i>

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Remind Jocelyn I need to see a few of those
satchels that Marc is doing in the pony.

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<i>And then tell Simone I'll takeJackie</i>
<i>if Maggie isn't available</i>

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- Did Demarchelier confirm?
- D-Did D-Demarchel-

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Demarchelier.
Did he- Get him on the phone.

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Uh, o- okay.

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- And, Emily?
- Yes?

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That's all.

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<i>It's just the cavalier disregard</i>
<i>for clear directions-</i>

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[ Chattering Continues ]

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Do you have Demarchelier?

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Uh, Demarchelier.

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- [ Groans ] Leave it.
- Do you have-

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I have Miranda Priestly calling.

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I have Patrick!

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Uh, no, she called me in there
and-and then she asked me about Pier 59.

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And there was something
about Simone, Frankie, someone else.

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<i>And, um, she needs skirts</i>
<i>from Calvin Klein</i>

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<i>And, uh, there was something</i>
<i>about a pony</i>

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- Did she say which skirts?
<i>- No No</i>

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- Did she say what kind? Color, shape, fabric?
- I tried to ask her.

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You may never ask Miranda anything.

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Right. I will deal with all of this,
and you will go to Calvin Klein.

00:17:51.200 --> 00:17:53.700
Eh- Me?

00:17:53.800 --> 00:17:56.400
Oh, I'm sorry. Do you have
some prior commitment?

00:17:56.500 --> 00:17:58.900
Some hideous skirt convention
you have to go to?

00:17:59.000 --> 00:18:00.900
Uh-

00:18:13.200 --> 00:18:15.200
- [ Cell Phone Rings ]
- Miranda?

00:18:15.300 --> 00:18:18.200
- Are you there?
- I'm about to walk in. I'll call you as soon as-

00:18:18.300 --> 00:18:20.200
[ Line Clicks ]

00:18:21.400 --> 00:18:23.300
- [ Cell Phone Rings ]
- [ Horn Honks ]

00:18:23.400 --> 00:18:25.300
- Hello? Hi.
- [ Emily ] While you're out...

00:18:25.400 --> 00:18:29.100
Miranda needs you to go to Hermes
to pick up 25 scarves we ordered for her.

00:18:29.200 --> 00:18:31.700
- Okay.
- Cassidy forgot her homework at Dalton.
Pick that up.

00:18:31.800 --> 00:18:35.100
Miranda went out to meet with Meisel, and
she will want more Starbucks when she gets back.

00:18:35.200 --> 00:18:37.600
- Hot Starbucks.
- Can you just repeat that first-

00:18:37.700 --> 00:18:40.300
- [ Dial Tone Hums ]
- Hello?

00:18:43.700 --> 00:18:46.100
Oh, my God.

00:18:46.200 --> 00:18:48.500
What took you so long?
I have to pee!

00:18:48.600 --> 00:18:50.600
What?
You haven't peed since I left?

00:18:50.700 --> 00:18:54.200
No, I haven't. I've been manning
the desk, haven't I? I'm bursting.

00:18:58.100 --> 00:19:00.600
Oh, hi.

00:19:00.700 --> 00:19:03.700
<i>- [ Snaps Fingers ]
- You do coat. Do the coat!

00:19:03.900 --> 00:19:06.000
Okay.

00:19:06.100 --> 00:19:08.600
Now, be prepared.
The run-through is at 12:30.

00:19:08.700 --> 00:19:12.100
<i>People are panicking, so the phone</i>
<i>is going to be ringing off the hook</i>

00:19:12.200 --> 00:19:13.900
The ru-The run-through. Right.

00:19:14.000 --> 00:19:18.200
Yes. Editors bring in options for the shoot,
and Miranda chooses.

00:19:18.300 --> 00:19:20.700
She chooses every single thing
in every single issue.

00:19:20.800 --> 00:19:23.400
Run-throughs are a huge deal.
I don't know why you don't know that, Andrea.

00:19:23.500 --> 00:19:26.200
<i>- [ Woman ] Okay Are you ready?</i>
- [ Emily ] Oh, hi, hi.

00:19:26.300 --> 00:19:29.300
Right. Well, after the loo,
Serena and I are going to lunch.

00:19:29.400 --> 00:19:31.400
<i>- This is her- the new me</i>
- Hi.

00:19:31.600 --> 00:19:33.600
- Told you.
- I thought you were kidding.

00:19:33.800 --> 00:19:36.800
<i>No, quite serious, yeah</i>
<i>I get 20 minutes for lunch, and you get 15</i>

00:19:36.900 --> 00:19:39.400
- When I come back, you can go.
- Okay.

00:19:39.500 --> 00:19:41.700
<i>[ Serena ]
<i>What exactly is she wearing?</i>

00:19:41.800 --> 00:19:43.800
[ Giggling ]
Her grandmother's skirt.

00:19:44.000 --> 00:19:47.500
<i>**[ Man Singing In French ]

00:19:54.900 --> 00:19:57.000
Hmm. Corn chowder.

00:19:57.100 --> 00:19:59.500
<i>That's an interesting choice</i>

00:19:59.600 --> 00:20:04.600
You do know that cellulite is one
of the main ingredients in corn chowder.

00:20:04.700 --> 00:20:07.200
<i>**[ Man Singing In French Continues ]

00:20:09.500 --> 00:20:11.200
So none of the girls here eat anything?

00:20:11.300 --> 00:20:15.900
Not since two became the new four
and zero became the new two.

00:20:16.000 --> 00:20:20.600
- Well, I'm a six.
- Which is the new 14.

00:20:22.800 --> 00:20:24.800
Oh. Shoot.

00:20:24.900 --> 00:20:28.800
Oh, never mind. I'm sure you have plenty
more polyblend where that came from.

00:20:28.900 --> 00:20:33.400
<i>- [ Cash Register Clicking ]
- Okay. You think my clothes are hideous.

00:20:33.500 --> 00:20:35.400
I get it.

00:20:35.600 --> 00:20:38.000
But, you know, I'm not going
to be in fashion forever...

00:20:38.100 --> 00:20:41.600
so I don't see the point of changing everything
about myself just because I have this job.

00:20:41.700 --> 00:20:43.600
Yes, that's true.

00:20:43.700 --> 00:20:47.500
That's really what this multibillion-dollar
industry is all about anyway, isn't it?

00:20:47.600 --> 00:20:51.700
- Inner beauty.
<i>- [ Cell Phone Rings ]

00:20:51.800 --> 00:20:54.000
Hello.

00:20:54.100 --> 00:20:56.100
Right. Come on.

00:20:56.200 --> 00:20:58.900
- Miranda's pushed the run-through
up a half an hour.
- Mmm!

00:20:59.000 --> 00:21:01.300
- She's always 15 minutes early.
- Which means?

00:21:01.400 --> 00:21:03.700
- You're already late. Come.
- Shoot!

00:21:03.800 --> 00:21:06.300
Excuse me.

00:21:06.400 --> 00:21:08.600
- [ Bell Dings ]
- Mr. Ravitz.

00:21:08.700 --> 00:21:10.800
Nigel.

00:21:10.900 --> 00:21:14.000
- Issue going well?
- Oh, yes. Our best September ever.

00:21:14.100 --> 00:21:18.700
Great. Heard Miranda killed autumn jackets
and pulled up the Sedona shoot.

00:21:19.700 --> 00:21:21.600
What's that costing me?

00:21:21.700 --> 00:21:23.900
About 300,000.

00:21:24.000 --> 00:21:27.200
Must have been some lousy jackets.

00:21:27.300 --> 00:21:29.700
- Irv Ravitz.
- Oh, I'm sorry.

00:21:29.800 --> 00:21:32.000
This is Andy Sachs,
Miranda's new assistant.

00:21:32.100 --> 00:21:34.100
Congratulations, young lady.

00:21:34.200 --> 00:21:37.400
A million girls would kill for that job.

00:21:37.500 --> 00:21:39.400
Bye-bye.

00:21:39.500 --> 00:21:42.700
- Hmm?
- Chairman of Elias-Clarke, Irv Ravitz.

00:21:42.800 --> 00:21:47.600
You know what they say?
Tiny man, huge ego.

00:21:50.300 --> 00:21:53.100
No. And I've seen all this before.

00:21:53.200 --> 00:21:56.100
Theyskens is trying to reinvent
the drop waist, so actually it's-

00:21:56.200 --> 00:21:59.300
- Where are all the other dresses?
<i>- We have some right here</i>

00:21:59.400 --> 00:22:02.600
- Stand, watch and listen.
- And I think it can be very interesting-

00:22:02.700 --> 00:22:07.100
No. No, I just-
It's just baffling to me.

00:22:07.200 --> 00:22:10.700
Why is it so impossible
to put together a decent run-through?

00:22:10.800 --> 00:22:15.600
<i>You people have had hours and hours</i>
<i>to prepare It's just so confusing to me</i>

00:22:15.800 --> 00:22:17.800
Where are the advertisers?

00:22:17.900 --> 00:22:21.000
- We have some pieces from Banana Republic.
- We need more, don't we?

00:22:21.100 --> 00:22:25.000
- Oh. This is-This might be-
What do you think of-
- Yeah.

00:22:25.100 --> 00:22:26.700
<i>Well, you know me</i>

00:22:26.800 --> 00:22:29.700
Give me a full ballerina skirt
and a hint of saloon and I'm on board.

00:22:29.800 --> 00:22:33.200
- But do you think it's too much like-
<i>- Like the Lacroix from July?</i>

00:22:33.300 --> 00:22:36.200
I thought that, but no, not with
the right accessories. It should work.

00:22:36.300 --> 00:22:40.900
Where are the belts for this dre-
Why is no one ready?

00:22:41.000 --> 00:22:44.300
Here. It's a tough call.

00:22:44.400 --> 00:22:46.500
- They're so different.
<i>- [ Miranda ] Hmm</i>

00:22:46.600 --> 00:22:48.700
[ Snorts, Chuckles ]

00:22:51.800 --> 00:22:53.500
Something funny?

00:22:57.100 --> 00:23:00.100
No. No, no. Nothing's-

00:23:00.200 --> 00:23:04.100
You know, it's just that both those belts
look exactly the same to me.

00:23:04.200 --> 00:23:08.300
You know, I'm still learning
about this stuff and, uh-

00:23:08.400 --> 00:23:11.200
"This... stuff'?

00:23:11.300 --> 00:23:14.900
<i>Oh Okay I see</i>

00:23:15.000 --> 00:23:17.200
You think this has nothing
to do with you.

00:23:17.300 --> 00:23:20.600
<i>You go to your closet</i>

00:23:20.700 --> 00:23:25.400
and you select- I don't know-
that lumpy blue sweater, for instance...

00:23:25.500 --> 00:23:28.400
<i>because you're trying to tell the world</i>
<i>that you take yourself too seriously</i>

00:23:28.500 --> 00:23:30.800
to care about what
you put on your back.

00:23:30.900 --> 00:23:34.100
But what you don't know
is that that sweater is not just blue.

00:23:34.200 --> 00:23:36.700
It's not turquoise. It's not lapis.

00:23:36.800 --> 00:23:39.000
It's actually cerulean.

00:23:39.100 --> 00:23:41.100
And you're also blithely unaware
of the fact...

00:23:41.200 --> 00:23:45.500
<i>that in 2002, Oscar de la Renta</i>
<i>did a collection of cerulean gowns</i>

00:23:45.600 --> 00:23:48.200
<i>And then I think it was</i>
<i>Yves Saint Laurent- wasn't it-</i>

00:23:48.300 --> 00:23:50.200
who showed cerulean military jackets?

00:23:50.300 --> 00:23:52.700
- I think we need a jacket here.
- Mmm.

00:23:52.800 --> 00:23:56.600
<i>And then cerulean quickly showed up</i>
<i>in the collections of eight different designers</i>

00:23:56.800 --> 00:24:00.000
<i>And then it, uh, filtered down</i>
<i>through the department stores</i>

00:24:00.100 --> 00:24:01.100
and then trickled on down
into some tragic Casual Corner...

00:24:01.100 --> 00:24:04.100
and then trickled on down
into some tragic Casual Corner...

00:24:04.300 --> 00:24:07.400
<i>where you, no doubt,</i>
<i>fished it out of some clearance bin</i>

00:24:07.500 --> 00:24:10.200
<i>However, that blue represents</i>
<i>millions of dollars</i>

00:24:10.300 --> 00:24:12.700
and countless jobs...

00:24:12.800 --> 00:24:15.900
and it's sort of comical how you think
that you've made a choice...

00:24:16.000 --> 00:24:17.900
that exempts you
from the fashion industry...

00:24:18.000 --> 00:24:19.900
when, in fact...

00:24:20.000 --> 00:24:24.400
you're wearing a sweater that was selected
for you by the people in this room...

00:24:24.500 --> 00:24:27.300
from a pile of stuff.

00:24:27.400 --> 00:24:30.000
<i>So then I said,</i>
<i>"No, I couldn't see the difference</i>

00:24:30.100 --> 00:24:32.400
<i>between the two</i>
<i>absolutely identical belts".</i>

00:24:32.500 --> 00:24:34.500
And you should have seen
the look she gave me!

00:24:34.600 --> 00:24:36.600
I thought the flesh
was gonna melt off her face.

00:24:36.800 --> 00:24:39.300
- [ Chuckles ]
<i>- It's not funny</i>

00:24:39.400 --> 00:24:43.600
She's not happy unless everyone around her
is panicked, nauseous or suicidal.

00:24:43.700 --> 00:24:46.700
And the Clackers just worship her.

00:24:46.800 --> 00:24:48.700
- The who?
<i>- They call them Clackers</i>

00:24:48.800 --> 00:24:52.100
The sound that their stilettos make
in the marble lobby.

00:24:52.200 --> 00:24:54.100
It's like,
"Clack, clack, clack. Clack, clack."

00:24:54.200 --> 00:24:58.000
<i>[ Groans ] And they all act like</i>
<i>they're curing cancer or something</i>

00:24:58.100 --> 00:25:01.600
[ Chuckling ]
The amount of time and energy...

00:25:01.800 --> 00:25:06.200
<i>that these people spend on these insignificant,</i>
<i>minute details, and for what?</i>

00:25:06.300 --> 00:25:09.800
So that tomorrow they can spend
another $300,000 reshooting something...

00:25:10.000 --> 00:25:11.900
<i>that was probably fine to begin with</i>

00:25:12.100 --> 00:25:14.900
to sell people things they don't need!

00:25:15.000 --> 00:25:18.000
God!

00:25:18.100 --> 00:25:21.400
- I'm not even hungry anymore.
<i>- What?</i>

00:25:21.500 --> 00:25:24.400
- That is why those girls are so skinny.
<i>- Oh No, no, no</i>

00:25:24.500 --> 00:25:27.000
Give me that. There's, like,
eight dollars ofJarlsberg in there.

00:25:27.100 --> 00:25:30.100
[ Sighs ]
You know what?

00:25:31.800 --> 00:25:34.300
I just have to stick it out for a year.
One year.

00:25:34.400 --> 00:25:37.000
And then I can do
what I came to New York to do.

00:25:37.200 --> 00:25:40.400
But I can't let Miranda get to me.
I won't.

00:25:40.500 --> 00:25:42.500
Easy there, tiger.

00:25:44.000 --> 00:25:46.800
- Oh, good morning, Miranda.
- Get me Isaac.

00:25:49.100 --> 00:25:51.800
<i>I don't see my breakfast here</i>
<i>Are my eggs here? Where are my eggs?</i>

00:25:51.900 --> 00:25:53.600
Excuse me!

00:25:53.700 --> 00:25:56.700
<i>Pick up the Polaroids</i>
<i>from the lingerie shoot</i>

00:25:56.800 --> 00:26:00.400
<i>Have the brakes checked on my car</i>

00:26:00.500 --> 00:26:02.800
<i>- [ Truck Horn Honking ]
- [ Gasps ]

00:26:02.900 --> 00:26:06.100
Where's that piece of paper
I had in my hand yesterday morning?

00:26:06.200 --> 00:26:11.100
<i>The girls need new surfboards or</i>
<i>boogie boards or something for spring break</i>

00:26:11.200 --> 00:26:14.500
- Hello.
- The twins also need flip-flops.

00:26:15.700 --> 00:26:17.500
- Ow!
- Oh, my gosh!

00:26:17.600 --> 00:26:21.600
<i>Pick up my shoes from Blahnik,</i>
<i>and then go get Patricia</i>

00:26:21.700 --> 00:26:24.500
- Who's that?
- Good girl! Good girl! Good girl!

00:26:24.600 --> 00:26:28.400
Get me that little table
that I liked at that store on Madison.

00:26:28.500 --> 00:26:31.600
<i>Get us a reservation for dinner tonight</i>
<i>at that place that got the good review</i>

00:26:31.700 --> 00:26:34.400
<i>- Get me Isaac</i>
<i>- Thirty-six thank-you notes delivered today</i>

00:26:34.500 --> 00:26:36.500
<i>- Where is everyone?</i>
<i>- Why is no one working?</i>

00:26:36.600 --> 00:26:39.300
<i>[ Miranda's Voice Overlapping ]

00:26:39.400 --> 00:26:41.700
Get me Demarchelier.

00:26:48.100 --> 00:26:50.600
I have Miranda Priestly calling for-
Okay.

00:26:52.600 --> 00:26:54.500
I have Patrick.

00:26:59.200 --> 00:27:02.100
[ Sighs ]
Thank God it's Friday, right?

00:27:02.200 --> 00:27:06.800
<i>At least Miranda will be in Miami,</i>
<i>so we don't have to be on call this weekend</i>

00:27:06.900 --> 00:27:08.800
You know,
my dad's coming in from Ohio.

00:27:08.900 --> 00:27:11.600
<i>Yeah, we're gonna go out to dinner,</i>
<i>maybe see</i> Chicago.

00:27:11.700 --> 00:27:13.700
You doing anything fun this weekend?

00:27:13.800 --> 00:27:16.200
Yes.

00:27:17.300 --> 00:27:19.300
<i>**[ Piano ]

00:27:19.500 --> 00:27:22.200
<i>[ Andy ]
<i>Yeah, Nate said it was great</i>

00:27:22.300 --> 00:27:26.100
He actually- He applied here, but they
wanted someone with more experience.

00:27:26.200 --> 00:27:28.100
- Here.
- Huh? What's this?

00:27:28.200 --> 00:27:31.000
I don't want you
to get behind on your rent.

00:27:31.100 --> 00:27:34.000
- Dad, how did you-
- It's-

00:27:34.100 --> 00:27:37.000
I'm gonna kill Mom.
[ Chuckles ]

00:27:37.100 --> 00:27:39.000
Dad, thank you.

00:27:39.100 --> 00:27:40.800
Mm-hmm.

00:27:44.100 --> 00:27:47.200
- It's really good to see you.
- You too, honey.

00:27:47.300 --> 00:27:50.300
So, you want to
start grilling me now...

00:27:50.400 --> 00:27:52.500
or should we wait till after dinner?

00:27:52.700 --> 00:27:55.900
I thought I'd let you at least enjoy
the bread basket first.

00:27:56.000 --> 00:27:57.800
No, no, no. It's okay.
Go right ahead.

00:27:57.900 --> 00:28:00.300
We're just a little worried, honey.

00:28:00.400 --> 00:28:03.100
We get e-mails from you
at your office at 2:00 a.m.

00:28:03.200 --> 00:28:05.900
Your pay is terrible.
You don't get to write anything.

00:28:06.000 --> 00:28:08.000
Hey, that's not fair.

00:28:08.100 --> 00:28:10.400
I wrote those e-mails.

00:28:10.500 --> 00:28:13.800
I'm just trying to understand why someone
who got accepted to Stanford Law...

00:28:13.900 --> 00:28:17.700
turns it down to be a journalist,
and now you're not even doing that.

00:28:17.800 --> 00:28:21.000
Dad, you have to trust me.

00:28:21.100 --> 00:28:23.800
Being Miranda's assistant
opens a lot of doors.

00:28:24.000 --> 00:28:27.500
Emily is going to Paris
with Miranda in a few months...

00:28:27.600 --> 00:28:31.400
and she's gonna meet editors and writers
from every important magazine.

00:28:31.500 --> 00:28:33.500
And in a year, that could be me.

00:28:33.600 --> 00:28:36.100
- All right?
- Mm-hmm.

00:28:36.200 --> 00:28:38.900
Dad, I swear, this is my break.

00:28:39.000 --> 00:28:41.400
- This is my- my chance.
<i>- [ Cell Phone Ringing ]

00:28:41.500 --> 00:28:44.600
This is my boss.

00:28:46.200 --> 00:28:48.800
- I'm sorry, Dad. I have to take this.
- Take it. Take it.

00:28:48.900 --> 00:28:53.100
- Hello. Miranda?
- My flight has been canceled.

00:28:53.200 --> 00:28:55.400
It's some absurd weather problem.

00:28:55.500 --> 00:28:59.400
I need to get home tonight. The twins have
a recital tomorrow morning at school.

00:28:59.500 --> 00:29:01.400
- What?
- At school!

00:29:01.500 --> 00:29:03.800
- Absolutely. Let me see what I can do.
- Good.

00:29:03.900 --> 00:29:06.800
Hi. Um, I know this
is totally last minute...

00:29:06.900 --> 00:29:09.800
but I was hoping that you
could maybe get a flight for my boss...

00:29:09.900 --> 00:29:11.900
from Miami to New York tonight?

00:29:12.000 --> 00:29:13.900
Uh-

00:29:14.000 --> 00:29:16.200
<i>- [ Dad ] It's right here Thank you</i>
<i>- [ Andy ] Yeah, any kind ofjet</i>

00:29:16.300 --> 00:29:18.200
- From Miami to New York.
- Thank you.

00:29:18.300 --> 00:29:20.200
- Yup, I need it tonight. I need it-
- Ow!

00:29:20.300 --> 00:29:22.300
- I thought you were going out the other-
- Sweetie! No.

00:29:22.400 --> 00:29:24.300
- It's over here, honey.
- Tonight.

00:29:24.400 --> 00:29:29.200
<i>Hi I'm trying to get a flight tonight-</i>
<i>for tonight- from Miami to New York</i>

00:29:29.300 --> 00:29:32.600
Yes, I know there's a hurricane.

00:29:32.700 --> 00:29:35.400
Nothing is flying out?
What do you mean, nothing is flying out?

00:29:35.500 --> 00:29:38.900
It's for Miranda Priestly,
and I know that she's a client of yours.

00:29:39.100 --> 00:29:43.300
Yes. Yes, hi. I need a jet tonight
from Miami to New York.

00:29:43.400 --> 00:29:47.200
Yeah. Sorry. Hold on.
Hello? Miranda, hi.

00:29:47.300 --> 00:29:50.900
I'm trying to get you a flight, but no one
is flying out because of the weather.

00:29:51.000 --> 00:29:54.000
Please. It's just-
I don't know- drizzling.

00:29:54.100 --> 00:29:56.700
<i>- [ Thunderclap ]
- Someone must be getting out.

00:29:56.800 --> 00:29:58.700
Call Donatella. Get her jet.

00:29:58.800 --> 00:30:01.200
Call everybody else
that we know that has a jet. Irv?

00:30:01.300 --> 00:30:04.000
<i>Call every- This is your responsibi-</i>
<i>This is yourjob</i>

00:30:04.100 --> 00:30:06.000
Get me home.

00:30:06.100 --> 00:30:08.800
Oh, my God!
She's going to murder me.

00:30:08.900 --> 00:30:12.600
What does she want you to do, call the National
Guard and have her airlifted out of there?

00:30:12.700 --> 00:30:14.700
Of course not. Could I do that?

00:30:14.800 --> 00:30:16.000
Come on.

00:30:16.200 --> 00:30:18.000
Come on.

00:30:18.100 --> 00:30:21.500
The girls' recital
was absolutely wonderful.

00:30:21.600 --> 00:30:23.800
They played Rachmaninoff.
Everyone loved it.

00:30:23.900 --> 00:30:26.100
Everyone except me...

00:30:26.200 --> 00:30:30.300
because, sadly, I was not there.

00:30:30.400 --> 00:30:32.700
Miranda, I'm so sorry.

00:30:32.800 --> 00:30:34.800
Do you know why I hired you?

00:30:34.900 --> 00:30:38.000
I always hire the same girl-

00:30:38.100 --> 00:30:41.600
stylish, slender, of course...

00:30:41.700 --> 00:30:43.600
<i>worships the magazine</i>

00:30:43.700 --> 00:30:46.700
<i>But so often, they turn out to be-</i>

00:30:46.800 --> 00:30:50.200
I don't know- disappointing and, um...

00:30:50.300 --> 00:30:52.200
stupid.

00:30:52.300 --> 00:30:57.300
<i>So you, with that impressive r�sum�</i>

00:30:57.400 --> 00:31:00.500
and the big speech
about your so-called work ethic-

00:31:00.600 --> 00:31:03.500
I, um- I thought you
would be different.

00:31:03.600 --> 00:31:06.200
<i>I said to myself, go ahead</i>

00:31:06.300 --> 00:31:08.900
Take a chance.

00:31:09.000 --> 00:31:12.300
Hire the smart, fat girl.

00:31:12.400 --> 00:31:15.300
<i>[ Clears Throat ]
<i>I had hope</i>

00:31:16.600 --> 00:31:18.500
<i>My God I live on it</i>

00:31:18.700 --> 00:31:22.900
Anyway, you ended up
disappointing me more than, um-

00:31:24.500 --> 00:31:26.900
more than any of the other silly girls.

00:31:29.000 --> 00:31:33.400
Um, I really did everything
I could think of.

00:31:33.500 --> 00:31:35.900
<i>- Uh-</i>
- That's all.

00:31:45.500 --> 00:31:47.900
Excuse me!
Where do you think you're going?

00:32:07.000 --> 00:32:10.200
She hates me, Nigel.

00:32:10.300 --> 00:32:12.400
And that's my problem because-

00:32:12.500 --> 00:32:14.500
Oh, wait. No, it's not my problem.

00:32:14.600 --> 00:32:19.000
I don't know what else I can do because
if I do something right, it's unacknowledged.

00:32:19.100 --> 00:32:21.100
She doesn't even say thank you.

00:32:21.200 --> 00:32:25.500
But if I do something wrong,
she is <i>vicious</i>

00:32:26.500 --> 00:32:30.200
- So quit.
- What?

00:32:30.300 --> 00:32:32.300
- Quit.
- Quit?

00:32:32.400 --> 00:32:36.900
I can get another girl to take your job
in five minutes- one who really wants it.

00:32:37.000 --> 00:32:39.500
No, I don't want to quit.
That's not fair.

00:32:39.600 --> 00:32:43.900
But, you know, I'm just saying
that I would just like a little credit...

00:32:44.000 --> 00:32:46.500
for the fact
that I'm killing myself trying.

00:32:46.600 --> 00:32:49.100
Andy, be serious.

00:32:49.200 --> 00:32:51.600
You are not trying.

00:32:51.700 --> 00:32:54.500
- You are whining.
- L-

00:32:54.600 --> 00:32:57.300
What is it that you want me
to say to you, huh?

00:32:57.400 --> 00:33:02.300
Do you want me to say, "Poor you.
Miranda's picking on you. Poor you. Poor Andy"?

00:33:02.400 --> 00:33:04.800
Hmm? Wake up, six.

00:33:04.900 --> 00:33:07.400
<i>She's just doing herjob</i>

00:33:07.500 --> 00:33:09.800
Don't you know that you
are working at the place...

00:33:09.900 --> 00:33:12.300
that published some
of the greatest artists of the century?

00:33:12.400 --> 00:33:15.900
<i>Halston, Lagerfeld, de la Renta</i>

00:33:16.000 --> 00:33:19.300
And what they did, what they created...

00:33:19.400 --> 00:33:23.200
was greater than art
because you live your life in it.

00:33:24.600 --> 00:33:28.900
Well, not you, obviously,
but some people.

00:33:29.000 --> 00:33:31.600
You think
this is just a magazine, hmm?

00:33:31.700 --> 00:33:33.700
This is not just a magazine.

00:33:33.800 --> 00:33:38.200
This is a shining beacon of hope for-

00:33:38.300 --> 00:33:40.300
oh, I don't know-

00:33:40.400 --> 00:33:43.300
let's say a young boy growing up
in Rhode Island with six brothers...

00:33:43.400 --> 00:33:46.600
pretending to go to soccer practice
when he was really going to sewing class...

00:33:46.700 --> 00:33:50.000
and reading <i>Runway</i> under the covers
at night with a flashlight.

00:33:50.100 --> 00:33:52.600
You have no idea how many legends
have walked these halls.

00:33:52.700 --> 00:33:54.900
And what's worse, you don't care.

00:33:55.000 --> 00:33:58.900
<i>Because this place, where so many</i>
<i>people would die to work</i>

00:33:59.000 --> 00:34:02.100
you only deign to work.

00:34:02.200 --> 00:34:05.600
And you want to know why
she doesn't kiss you on the forehead...

00:34:05.800 --> 00:34:10.200
and give you a gold star on your homework
at the end of the day.

00:34:11.300 --> 00:34:13.200
Wake up, sweetheart.

00:34:16.600 --> 00:34:18.500
[ Sighs ]

00:34:20.900 --> 00:34:23.200
- Okay. So I'm screwing it up.
- Mmm.

00:34:23.300 --> 00:34:25.600
<i>I don't want to</i>

00:34:25.700 --> 00:34:28.400
I just wish that I knew
what I could do to-

00:34:33.700 --> 00:34:36.100
- [ Sighs ] Nigel?
- Hmm?

00:34:36.200 --> 00:34:38.100
Nigel, Nigel.

00:34:39.700 --> 00:34:41.600
No.

00:34:41.800 --> 00:34:44.900
I don't know what you expect me to do.

00:34:45.000 --> 00:34:48.600
<i>There's nothing in this whole closet</i>
<i>that'll fit a size six</i>

00:34:48.700 --> 00:34:51.200
<i>I can guarantee you</i>

00:34:51.300 --> 00:34:54.800
These are all sample sizes-
two and four.

00:34:54.900 --> 00:34:59.100
- All right. We're doing this for you. And-
- A poncho?

00:34:59.200 --> 00:35:01.700
You'll take what I give you
and you'll like it.

00:35:01.800 --> 00:35:04.900
- We're doing this Dolce for you.
- Hmm!

00:35:05.000 --> 00:35:07.400
And shoes.

00:35:07.500 --> 00:35:11.000
- Jimmy Choo's.
- Hmm.

00:35:11.100 --> 00:35:14.100
- Manolo Blahnik.
- Wow.

00:35:14.200 --> 00:35:16.800
Nancy Gonzalez. Love that.

00:35:16.900 --> 00:35:19.300
Okay, Narciso Rodriguez.
This we love.

00:35:19.400 --> 00:35:23.100
- Uh, it might fit. It might.
- What?

00:35:23.200 --> 00:35:26.800
Okay. Now, Chanel. You're in desperate
need of Chanel. Darling, shall we?

00:35:26.900 --> 00:35:31.100
We have to get to the beauty department,
and God knows how long that's going to take.

00:35:31.200 --> 00:35:33.300
[ Groans ]

00:35:33.400 --> 00:35:35.900
I mean, I have no idea
why Miranda hired her.

00:35:36.100 --> 00:35:38.800
Me neither. The other day,
we were in the beauty department.

00:35:39.000 --> 00:35:42.500
She held up the Shu Uemura eyelash curler
and said, "What is this?"

00:35:42.600 --> 00:35:44.800
[ Laughing ]

00:35:44.900 --> 00:35:47.500
I just knew
from the moment I saw her...

00:35:47.600 --> 00:35:50.400
she was going to be
a complete and utter disas-

00:35:59.700 --> 00:36:02.800
<i>- [ Phone Rings ]
- Miranda Priestly's office.

00:36:02.900 --> 00:36:06.300
<i>No, actually, she's not available,</i>
<i>but I'll leave word</i>

00:36:06.400 --> 00:36:10.200
Okay, thanks. Bye.
[ Clears Throat ]

00:36:10.300 --> 00:36:12.300
How did-
[ Grunts ]

00:36:13.900 --> 00:36:15.900
- Are you wearing the-
<i>- The Chanel boots?</i>

00:36:16.000 --> 00:36:18.600
Yeah, I am.

00:36:18.700 --> 00:36:20.600
You look good.

00:36:22.100 --> 00:36:24.500
- Oh, God.
- What?

00:36:26.600 --> 00:36:29.100
- She does.
- Oh, shut up, Serena.

00:36:31.800 --> 00:36:34.500
- See you guys tomorrow.
- Good night, man. Take it easy.

00:36:34.600 --> 00:36:36.700
Take care of that finger, huh?

00:36:54.000 --> 00:36:58.000
So, what do you think?

00:36:58.100 --> 00:37:01.900
Uh, I think we better get out of here...

00:37:02.000 --> 00:37:05.500
before my girlfriend sees me.

00:37:05.600 --> 00:37:09.600
<i>**[ Woman Singing ]

00:37:18.100 --> 00:37:21.200
<i>- **[ Continues ]
<i>- [ Horn Honking ]

00:37:30.600 --> 00:37:33.600
<i>**[ Continues ]

00:37:37.200 --> 00:37:39.100
<i>[ Cell Phone Rings ]

00:37:51.000 --> 00:37:54.600
<i>- **[ Continues ]
- The gowns are fabulous.

00:37:54.700 --> 00:37:58.100
Mm-hmm.
We're gonna use the burgundy.

00:38:03.700 --> 00:38:08.900
- Gotta find-
<i>- **[ Ends ]

00:38:09.100 --> 00:38:12.500
So we spent a whole semester
on potatoes alone.

00:38:12.600 --> 00:38:14.400
You take the fry and squeeze it.

00:38:14.500 --> 00:38:17.500
<i>- See how firm that is?</i>
- Hey. Oh, I'm so sorry I'm late.

00:38:18.700 --> 00:38:21.100
There was a crisis
in the accessories department.

00:38:21.200 --> 00:38:24.200
- I needed to find a python headband.
- Python's hot right now.

00:38:24.300 --> 00:38:28.000
<i>I have exciting presents for all of you</i>

00:38:28.100 --> 00:38:30.800
<i>Are you ready?</i>

00:38:30.900 --> 00:38:34.500
- What is that?
- It's a Bang & Olufsen phone.

00:38:34.600 --> 00:38:37.300
<i>Charlie Rose sent it to Miranda</i>
<i>for her birthday</i>

00:38:37.400 --> 00:38:40.500
I looked it up on line.
It's $1,100.

00:38:40.600 --> 00:38:42.300
- What?
- Wow!

00:38:42.400 --> 00:38:45.700
And I have some products.
Mason Pearson hairbrushes.

00:38:45.800 --> 00:38:48.200
- A little Clinique.
- Ooh!

00:38:48.300 --> 00:38:51.800
- Oh, damn it. I love your job.
<i>- Oh! One more</i>

00:38:51.900 --> 00:38:54.900
- A little thing.
- [ Gasps ]

00:38:55.000 --> 00:38:58.000
- Do you want it? You want- Oh.
- Gimme! Gimme, gimme, gimme!

00:38:58.100 --> 00:39:01.000
- I think she likes it.
- Oh, my God! This is the new MarcJacobs!

00:39:01.100 --> 00:39:03.500
This is sold out everywhere.
Where did you get this?

00:39:03.600 --> 00:39:06.000
Miranda didn't want it, so-

00:39:06.100 --> 00:39:10.100
No, no, no, no, no. This bag is, like, $1,900.
I cannot take this from you.

00:39:10.200 --> 00:39:12.700
- [ Cackles ]
- Yeah, you can.

00:39:12.800 --> 00:39:15.600
- Why do women need so many bags?
- Shut up.

00:39:15.700 --> 00:39:18.900
You have one. You put all your junk in it,
and that's it. You're done.

00:39:19.000 --> 00:39:20.900
Fashion is not about utility.

00:39:21.000 --> 00:39:23.700
An accessory is merely
a piece of iconography...

00:39:23.800 --> 00:39:25.700
used to express individual identity.

00:39:25.800 --> 00:39:29.200
- Oh! And it's pretty.
- That too.

00:39:29.300 --> 00:39:33.000
Yeah. But the thing is, it turns out there is
more to <i>Runway</i> than just fancy purses.

00:39:33.100 --> 00:39:37.000
<i>Look, here's an essay byJay Mclnerney,</i>
<i>a piece byJoan Didion</i>

00:39:37.200 --> 00:39:40.300
<i>Even an interview</i>
<i>with Christiane Amanpour</i>

00:39:40.400 --> 00:39:43.700
- Looks like someone's been drinking the Kool-Aid.
- What do you-

00:39:43.800 --> 00:39:47.300
<i>- [ Cell Phone Ringing ]
- I got it. It's-Yup, the Dragon Lady.

00:39:47.400 --> 00:39:49.300
<i>- Oh, Miranda?</i>
- Let me talk to her.

00:39:49.400 --> 00:39:51.400
- I need that.
- I'll tell her to get her own scrambled eggs.

00:39:51.500 --> 00:39:55.200
Lily, no, no, no! Put that thing up!
I was gonna answer it!

00:39:55.300 --> 00:39:58.200
It's gonna make-
Give me the... phone.

00:39:58.300 --> 00:40:00.200
[ Beeps ]

00:40:00.300 --> 00:40:03.300
- [ Sputters ]
<i>- Hi, Miranda</i>

00:40:03.400 --> 00:40:06.400
- Ooh. Shh.
- Absolutely.

00:40:06.500 --> 00:40:09.600
- Shh!
- Uh-huh. I'm leaving right now.

00:40:09.700 --> 00:40:14.800
You know, you guys
didn't have to be such assholes.

00:40:26.000 --> 00:40:27.900
[ Rings ]

00:40:31.300 --> 00:40:33.800
<i>**[ Electronica ]

00:40:36.100 --> 00:40:38.400
<i>**[ Woman Singing ]

00:40:45.900 --> 00:40:48.100
Um, excuse me.

00:40:48.200 --> 00:40:50.800
I'm looking forJames Holt.

00:40:50.900 --> 00:40:53.400
Um, that's him right there.

00:40:53.500 --> 00:40:56.100
- Oh. Thanks.
- No problem.

00:40:56.200 --> 00:40:58.900
- I put my stuff out there, and I pray they improve.
- Really?

00:40:59.000 --> 00:41:01.200
- Excuse me.
- Hi.

00:41:01.300 --> 00:41:03.900
I'm Andy.
I'm picking up for Miranda Priestly.

00:41:04.000 --> 00:41:06.700
Oh, yes.
You must be the new Emily.

00:41:06.800 --> 00:41:09.400
- [ Chuckling ]
- Nice to meet you.

00:41:09.600 --> 00:41:13.000
- Oh, let me see that bag. Very, very nice.
- Ah.

00:41:13.100 --> 00:41:16.600
Distressed, studded leather, pieced by hand,
finished with a metallic fringe.

00:41:16.700 --> 00:41:19.600
[ Clicks Tongue ] Very nice, indeed.
Who made that fantastic thing?

00:41:19.800 --> 00:41:21.800
You.

00:41:21.900 --> 00:41:25.900
Hmm. Duh. This way.

00:41:28.600 --> 00:41:30.800
Uh, here we go.

00:41:30.900 --> 00:41:33.200
It's a sketch of Miranda's dress
for the benefit.

00:41:33.300 --> 00:41:36.300
Also the centerpiece of my spring collection.
Top secret stuff.

00:41:36.400 --> 00:41:38.500
- I'll guard it with my life.
- Please do.

00:41:38.600 --> 00:41:40.900
Come on.
You're working for Miranda Priestly now.

00:41:41.000 --> 00:41:45.700
You must be in desperate need
of hard liquor.

00:41:45.800 --> 00:41:48.100
Excuse us, girls.

00:41:48.200 --> 00:41:50.200
She'll have the punch.

00:41:50.300 --> 00:41:52.200
[ Clears Throat ]

00:41:53.500 --> 00:41:55.800
It's deadly. Have fun.

00:41:55.900 --> 00:41:57.900
<i>**[ Man Singing ]

00:42:01.300 --> 00:42:03.700
- He's right, you know.
- Hmm?

00:42:03.800 --> 00:42:06.700
The punch.
I drank it atJames's last party.

00:42:06.800 --> 00:42:10.500
I woke up in Hoboken wearing nothing
but a poncho and a cowboy hat.

00:42:10.600 --> 00:42:14.000
<i>- **[ Continues ]
- Ah. Well.

00:42:14.100 --> 00:42:16.300
- Wise.
- [ Chuckling ]

00:42:16.500 --> 00:42:19.400
- Uh, hi.
- Christian Thompson.

00:42:20.800 --> 00:42:23.100
Christian Thompson?
You're kidding.

00:42:23.200 --> 00:42:26.800
No, you're-You write for,
like, every magazine I love.

00:42:26.900 --> 00:42:30.400
I actually- I reviewed your collection
of essays for my college newspaper.

00:42:30.500 --> 00:42:34.400
Did you mention my good looks
and my killer charm?

00:42:34.500 --> 00:42:36.800
- No, but-
- What do you do?

00:42:36.900 --> 00:42:41.400
Oh. Well, I want to work for somewhere
like <i>The New Yorker</i> or <i>Vanity Fair</i>

00:42:41.500 --> 00:42:43.500
- I am a writer too.
- Is that right?

00:42:43.600 --> 00:42:46.700
- Mm-hmm.
- I should read your stuff.
Why don't you send it over?

00:42:46.800 --> 00:42:49.100
Yeah?

00:42:49.300 --> 00:42:52.900
That would be-Thank you.
That would be great. [ Giggling ]

00:42:53.000 --> 00:42:56.400
But actually, right now, I'm working
as Miranda Priestly's assistant.

00:42:56.500 --> 00:42:58.900
Oh, you're kidding.
Well, that's too bad.

00:42:59.000 --> 00:43:03.000
That's-Whoa.
You'll never survive Miranda.

00:43:04.700 --> 00:43:08.000
- Excuse me?
- Well, you seem nice, smart.

00:43:08.100 --> 00:43:10.200
You can't do that job.

00:43:12.000 --> 00:43:14.100
Gotta go.

00:43:14.200 --> 00:43:16.100
Okay.

00:43:16.200 --> 00:43:19.800
Well, it was very, very nice
to meet you, Miranda girl.

00:43:34.700 --> 00:43:36.700
Emily?

00:43:44.900 --> 00:43:49.100
<i>Call James Holt's office Tell them I want</i>
<i>to move the preview up to today at 12::30</i>

00:43:49.200 --> 00:43:52.000
Tell everybody else.
Be ready to leave in half an hour.

00:43:52.100 --> 00:43:55.800
<i>But we're not expected until Tuesday</i>
<i>Did she say why?</i>

00:43:55.900 --> 00:43:58.700
Yes. Yeah, she explained every detail
of her decision making.

00:43:58.800 --> 00:44:01.800
And then we brushed each other's hair
and gabbed about <i>American Idol</i>

00:44:01.900 --> 00:44:03.800
I see your point.

00:44:03.900 --> 00:44:06.200
<i>- [ Andy ] What's a preview anyway?</i>
- Good morning, Miranda.

00:44:06.300 --> 00:44:09.300
<i>[ Nigel ] Miranda insists upon seeing</i>
<i>all the designers'collections</i>

00:44:09.400 --> 00:44:11.300
<i>before they show them</i>

00:44:11.400 --> 00:44:13.300
- Great to see you.
- Hello, James.

00:44:13.400 --> 00:44:16.400
<i>- [ Andy ] And she tells them what she thinks?</i>
<i>- [ Nigel ] In her way</i>

00:44:16.500 --> 00:44:20.000
Uh, this season really began for me
with a meditation...

00:44:20.100 --> 00:44:22.700
<i>on the intersection</i>
<i>between East and West</i>

00:44:22.800 --> 00:44:26.300
<i>[ Nigel ] There's a scale</i>
<i>One nod is good Two nods is very good</i>

00:44:26.400 --> 00:44:30.500
<i>There's only been one actual smile on record,</i>
<i>and that was Tom Ford in 2001</i>

00:44:30.700 --> 00:44:32.600
An obi belt.

00:44:32.700 --> 00:44:34.800
<i>[ Nigel ]
<i>She doesn't like it, she shakes her head</i>

00:44:34.900 --> 00:44:38.700
This is the dress that we have designed
specifically and exclusively for you.

00:44:38.800 --> 00:44:41.700
<i>[ Nigel ] Then, of course,</i>
<i>there's the pursing of the lips</i>

00:44:41.800 --> 00:44:43.600
<i>[ Andy ]
<i>Which means?</i>

00:44:47.800 --> 00:44:49.700
<i>[ Nigel ]
<i>Catastrophe</i>

00:44:49.800 --> 00:44:53.000
[ Whispers ]
Just, uh-Just go.

00:44:53.100 --> 00:44:56.800
- I just don't understand. I'm appalled.
- It's absurd. Appalled.

00:44:56.900 --> 00:44:59.200
- You deal with it.
- I'll talk to him.

00:44:59.300 --> 00:45:03.400
So because she pursed her lips,
he's gonna change his entire collection?

00:45:03.600 --> 00:45:05.500
You still don't get it, do you?

00:45:05.600 --> 00:45:08.600
Her opinion is the only one
that matters.

00:45:10.600 --> 00:45:13.700
- Call my husband and confirm dinner.
- At Pastis? Done.

00:45:13.800 --> 00:45:15.700
And I'll need a change of clothes.

00:45:15.800 --> 00:45:20.800
Well, I've already messengered
your outfit over to the shoot.

00:45:20.900 --> 00:45:25.600
Fine. And, Andrea, I would like you
to deliver the Book to my home tonight.

00:45:25.700 --> 00:45:28.200
- Have Emily give you the key.
- Mm-hmm.

00:45:30.100 --> 00:45:32.800
- Guard this with your life.
- Of course.

00:45:34.700 --> 00:45:38.800
You know, if I can deliver the Book,
that means I must have done something right.

00:45:39.000 --> 00:45:40.900
I'm not a psycho.

00:45:41.000 --> 00:45:43.400
Oh, and, you know,
she called me Andrea?

00:45:43.600 --> 00:45:46.200
I mean, she didn't call me Emily,
which is- Isn't that great?

00:45:46.300 --> 00:45:48.900
Yeah, whoopee. Right.

00:45:50.800 --> 00:45:54.900
Now, it's very important that you do
exactly what I'm about to tell you.

00:45:55.000 --> 00:45:56.900
Oh. Okay.

00:45:57.000 --> 00:46:00.200
<i>[ Emily ]
<i>The Book is assembled by 10::00, 10::30</i>

00:46:00.300 --> 00:46:03.700
<i>and you must wait around for it</i>
<i>until then</i>

00:46:03.800 --> 00:46:07.400
You will be delivering Miranda's
dry cleaning with the Book.

00:46:09.900 --> 00:46:13.400
<i>Now, the car will take you straight</i>
<i>to Miranda's townhouse</i>

00:46:13.600 --> 00:46:16.000
<i>You let yourself in</i>

00:46:18.000 --> 00:46:21.700
Andrea. You do not talk to anyone.

00:46:21.800 --> 00:46:23.900
Do not look at anyone.

00:46:24.000 --> 00:46:26.600
This is of the utmost importance.
You must be invisible.

00:46:26.700 --> 00:46:29.000
- Do you understand?
- Uh-huh.

00:46:29.100 --> 00:46:32.500
<i>You open the door</i>
<i>and you walk across the foyer</i>

00:46:32.600 --> 00:46:37.200
<i>You hang the dry cleaning</i>
<i>in the closet across from the staircase</i>

00:46:43.800 --> 00:46:47.800
- Uh-
<i>- And you leave the Book</i>
<i>on the table with the flowers</i>

00:46:52.300 --> 00:46:54.500
<i>[ Panting ]

00:46:54.600 --> 00:46:59.500
- Shit!
<i>- [ Girl ] It's that door to the left</i>

00:47:01.100 --> 00:47:03.600
Okay.

00:47:11.000 --> 00:47:14.100
[ Whispers ]
Thank you.

00:47:14.200 --> 00:47:18.200
- You can give the Book to us.
- Shh. Which-Which table?

00:47:18.300 --> 00:47:20.900
<i>- It's okay Come on up</i>
- No, I can't. I can't.

00:47:21.000 --> 00:47:23.000
- What? It's okay.
- Come on.

00:47:23.200 --> 00:47:25.600
<i>- Yeah, come on It's okay</i>
- Please stop talking.

00:47:25.700 --> 00:47:29.300
Or you can bring the Book upstairs.
Emily does it all the time.

00:47:29.400 --> 00:47:33.400
She does? Right.
She does, all the time.

00:47:33.500 --> 00:47:36.500
Yeah? Okay.

00:47:39.100 --> 00:47:43.100
[ Giggling ]

00:47:43.200 --> 00:47:46.700
<i>[ Miranda ] What did you expect me to do,</i>
<i>walk out in the middle of a cover shoot?</i>

00:47:46.800 --> 00:47:48.900
<i>[ Man ] I rushed out of</i>
<i>an investment committee meeting</i>

00:47:49.000 --> 00:47:51.700
and I sat there waiting for you
for almost an hour.

00:47:51.800 --> 00:47:54.300
<i>I told you the cell phones didn't work</i>
<i>Nobody could get a signal out</i>

00:47:54.400 --> 00:47:56.500
<i>[ Man ] I knew what everyone</i>
<i>in that restaurant was thinking-</i>

00:47:56.600 --> 00:47:59.400
there he is, waiting for her again.

00:48:24.100 --> 00:48:26.100
- Okay, okay! Okay, okay.
- Oh, no. Shh!

00:48:26.200 --> 00:48:28.400
It really wasn't that big a deal.
I promise.

00:48:28.500 --> 00:48:31.000
The twins said hello,
so I said hello back.

00:48:31.100 --> 00:48:35.000
- Then I went up the stairs
to give her the Book and-
- You went upstairs?

00:48:35.100 --> 00:48:38.900
Oh, my God. Why didn't you just climb into bed
with her and ask for a bedtime story?

00:48:39.000 --> 00:48:42.000
Okay, I made a mistake. I know.

00:48:42.100 --> 00:48:43.800
Andrea, you don't understand.

00:48:43.900 --> 00:48:46.900
If you get fired,
that might jeopardize Paris for me.

00:48:47.000 --> 00:48:51.000
If that happens, I will search every Blimpie's
in the tristate area until I track you down.

00:48:51.100 --> 00:48:53.100
She's gonna fire me?

00:48:53.200 --> 00:48:56.100
I don't know. She's not happy.

00:48:56.300 --> 00:48:58.200
<i>[ Miranda ]
<i>Andrea?</i>

00:48:59.900 --> 00:49:02.100
[ Snaps Fingers ]

00:49:08.700 --> 00:49:10.700
Miranda, about last night, l-

00:49:10.800 --> 00:49:13.300
I need the new Harry Potter book
for the twins.

00:49:13.400 --> 00:49:16.900
Okay. Okay. I'll go down
to Barnes & Noble right now.

00:49:17.000 --> 00:49:21.700
<i>Did you fall down and smack</i>
<i>your little head on the pavement?</i>

00:49:21.800 --> 00:49:24.400
Not that I can recall.

00:49:24.500 --> 00:49:28.400
We have all the published Harry Potter books.
The twins want to know what happens next.

00:49:28.500 --> 00:49:31.900
You want the unpublished manuscript?

00:49:32.000 --> 00:49:35.900
<i>We know everyone in publishing</i>
<i>It shouldn't be a problem, should it?</i>

00:49:36.000 --> 00:49:38.200
And you can do anything, right?

00:49:41.300 --> 00:49:45.600
[ Cell Phone Rings ]

00:49:45.700 --> 00:49:48.800
Yes, Bobbsey. I know, baby.

00:49:48.900 --> 00:49:51.400
Mommy's working very hard
to get it for you.

00:49:51.500 --> 00:49:53.400
She doesn't get it.

00:49:53.500 --> 00:49:57.300
I could call frickin'J.K. Rowling herself.
I'm not gonna get a copy of that book.

00:49:57.400 --> 00:49:59.600
<i>My girls are leaving on the train</i>
<i>for their grandmother's at 4::00</i>

00:49:59.700 --> 00:50:02.200
so the book better be here
no later than 3:00.

00:50:02.300 --> 00:50:06.900
- Of course!
- And I would like my steak here in 15 minutes.

00:50:07.100 --> 00:50:09.600
No problem!
[ Panting ]

00:50:09.700 --> 00:50:13.100
<i>Okay I have four hours</i>
<i>to get the impossible manuscript</i>

00:50:13.200 --> 00:50:17.500
Smith & Wollensky's doesn't open until 11:30.
How am I gonna get the steak?

00:50:17.600 --> 00:50:21.200
<i>Okay I will be back in 15 minutes</i>

00:50:21.300 --> 00:50:23.500
- Wish me luck!
- No. Shan't.

00:50:23.600 --> 00:50:27.600
Yes, yes, yes, yes. I've been on hold.
It's for Miranda Priestly.

00:50:27.700 --> 00:50:29.600
It's very important.

00:50:29.700 --> 00:50:32.000
Yes, I know it's impossible to get...

00:50:32.100 --> 00:50:35.600
but, well, I was wondering if you
could make the impossible possible...

00:50:35.700 --> 00:50:37.700
if that's at all possible.
[ Laughing ]

00:50:37.800 --> 00:50:41.300
<i>Yes, I'm calling about</i>
<i>the Harry Potter manuscript</i>

00:50:41.400 --> 00:50:44.200
<i>Uh, no Unpublished</i>

00:50:44.300 --> 00:50:46.600
Not a chance?

00:50:46.700 --> 00:50:48.700
Tell her that it's for Miranda Priestly.

00:50:48.800 --> 00:50:50.900
'Cause I think it makes a difference.

00:50:54.900 --> 00:50:57.700
Let me call you back.

00:50:57.800 --> 00:51:00.700
<i>You probably don't remember me</i>
<i>We met atJames Holt's party</i>

00:51:00.800 --> 00:51:02.800
I'm Miranda Priestly's assistant.

00:51:02.900 --> 00:51:06.000
The Harry Potter manuscript?
Oh, you're kidding.

00:51:06.100 --> 00:51:09.600
Uh, sorry to ask, but I'm desperate.

00:51:09.700 --> 00:51:12.900
Just tell her it can't be done.
You'll have to come up with a Plan "B."

00:51:13.000 --> 00:51:15.500
Well, this is Miranda Priestly
we're talking about.

00:51:15.600 --> 00:51:17.700
There is no Plan "B."
There's only Plan "A."

00:51:17.900 --> 00:51:21.200
Is she back? Am I fired?

00:51:21.300 --> 00:51:24.100
I rarely say this to people
who aren't me...

00:51:24.200 --> 00:51:27.000
but you have got to calm down.

00:51:27.100 --> 00:51:29.000
Bloody hell!

00:51:34.600 --> 00:51:36.500
Coat, bag.

00:51:38.600 --> 00:51:42.600
What's that? Oh, I don't want that.
I'm having lunch with Irv.

00:51:42.700 --> 00:51:45.800
I'll be back at 3:00.
I'd like my Starbucks waiting.

00:51:45.900 --> 00:51:50.900
<i>Oh, and if you don't have</i>
<i>that Harry Potter book by then</i>

00:51:51.100 --> 00:51:53.700
<i>don't even bother coming back</i>

00:52:04.500 --> 00:52:06.400
<i>[ Phone Rings ]

00:52:06.500 --> 00:52:08.900
Hello.

00:52:09.000 --> 00:52:10.900
Quit? Are you sure?

00:52:11.000 --> 00:52:13.000
I failed.
She's gonna fire me anyway.

00:52:13.100 --> 00:52:15.600
- I might as well beat her to the punch.
- Wow.

00:52:15.700 --> 00:52:19.600
Andy, good for you.
Congratulations. You're free.

00:52:19.700 --> 00:52:22.700
- Yeah. Well, listen, I'll call you later.
- Okay.

00:52:22.800 --> 00:52:25.300
- [ Line Clicks, Phone Rings ]
- Hello.

00:52:25.400 --> 00:52:27.400
I'm brilliant. No, really.

00:52:27.500 --> 00:52:31.700
- Monuments should be erected in my honor.
- You didn't.

00:52:31.800 --> 00:52:34.300
Oh, yes. A friend of a friend
does the cover art...

00:52:34.400 --> 00:52:36.300
and she happens
to have the manuscript.

00:52:38.300 --> 00:52:42.500
Oh, no, 'cause that would mean
that I actually did something right.

00:52:42.600 --> 00:52:45.900
[ Chuckles ]
It's just- Oh!

00:52:46.000 --> 00:52:47.900
The thing is, Christian, I was just-

00:52:48.000 --> 00:52:51.300
Look, you want this thing, you better hurry.
I'll meet you at the St. Regis.

00:53:00.200 --> 00:53:02.100
- Excuse me.
- [ Horn Honks ]

00:53:12.900 --> 00:53:15.700
- Welcome to the St. Regis.
May I assist you with anything?
- Oh. Yes.

00:53:15.800 --> 00:53:18.900
- Uh, I'm meeting someone at the King Cole Bar.
- Right this way.

00:53:21.500 --> 00:53:23.400
Hi.

00:53:23.500 --> 00:53:26.100
- You have one hour.
- Thank you.

00:53:36.000 --> 00:53:40.600
One copy. What are my twins
gonna do with that? Share?

00:53:40.700 --> 00:53:42.600
Oh, no, I made two copies...

00:53:42.700 --> 00:53:46.200
and had them covered, reset and bound
so that they wouldn't look like manuscripts.

00:53:46.300 --> 00:53:50.100
This is an extra copy to have on file.
You know, just in case.

00:53:50.200 --> 00:53:53.100
Well, where are these fabulous copies?
I don't see them anywhere.

00:53:53.200 --> 00:53:56.000
[ Whistle Blows ]

00:53:56.100 --> 00:53:59.200
<i>[ Andy ] They're with the twins,</i>
<i>on the train on the way to Grandma's</i>

00:54:01.900 --> 00:54:03.800
<i>Is there anything else</i>
<i>I can do for you?</i>

00:54:05.700 --> 00:54:09.200
Mm-mmm. That's all.

00:54:09.300 --> 00:54:10.900
Okay.

00:54:24.200 --> 00:54:26.100
<i>[ Door Opens ]

00:54:26.200 --> 00:54:29.700
<i>- Hey</i>
- Hey. I went to Dean & Deluca.

00:54:29.800 --> 00:54:32.800
Man, they charge, like,
five dollars a strawberry there.

00:54:33.000 --> 00:54:36.400
But I figure since you quit your job...

00:54:36.600 --> 00:54:38.600
we should celebrate.

00:54:38.700 --> 00:54:41.700
- Listen, Nate.
- Wait a minute.

00:54:41.800 --> 00:54:44.700
You quit your job, but you're still working
on the twins' science project?

00:54:47.000 --> 00:54:49.200
Well, that's big of you.

00:54:49.300 --> 00:54:52.800
Okay, after we talked, I realized...

00:54:52.900 --> 00:54:58.000
<i>it doesn't make sense throwing away</i>
<i>all those months of hard work</i>

00:54:58.100 --> 00:55:00.400
I just had a moment of weakness,
that's all.

00:55:00.500 --> 00:55:03.900
Yeah, well, either that,
or your job sucks and your boss is a wacko.

00:55:07.200 --> 00:55:10.800
All right. Whatever. It's your job.

00:55:13.900 --> 00:55:16.100
<i>Nate</i>

00:55:16.200 --> 00:55:18.400
Come on.

00:55:18.500 --> 00:55:20.500
I'm still the same person I was.

00:55:20.600 --> 00:55:24.100
I still want the same things. Okay?

00:55:24.200 --> 00:55:28.300
- Mm-hmm.
- I promise. Same Andy, better clothes.

00:55:28.400 --> 00:55:31.500
- [ Giggles ]
- I like the old clothes.

00:55:33.000 --> 00:55:35.600
Really?

00:55:35.700 --> 00:55:38.700
Well, what about these necklaces?
Do you like them?

00:55:40.200 --> 00:55:43.700
No? And this dress, it's new.

00:55:43.800 --> 00:55:45.800
Eh.

00:55:45.900 --> 00:55:49.600
Well, there is one other thing
that's new...

00:55:49.700 --> 00:55:51.700
that I thought you might like.

00:55:51.800 --> 00:55:55.300
But, uh-What about this?

00:55:57.300 --> 00:55:59.100
You don't like it.
I should better do-

00:55:59.200 --> 00:56:01.200
No, no, no, no.

00:56:01.300 --> 00:56:04.000
<i>**[ Woman Singing ]

00:56:17.500 --> 00:56:20.100
<i>**[ Ends ]

00:56:20.200 --> 00:56:23.300
<i>Is this number two look?</i>
<i>This is number two?</i>

00:56:23.400 --> 00:56:27.600
- Hi.
- Hi. All right. Turn around for me, darling.

00:56:27.700 --> 00:56:29.900
Oh, I get it. I get it. I get it.

00:56:30.000 --> 00:56:32.100
<i>The piece is called "urban jungle,"right?</i>

00:56:32.200 --> 00:56:35.700
Yes, the modern woman unleashes
the animal within to take on the big city.

00:56:35.800 --> 00:56:38.700
[ Growls ]
Good. Go.

00:56:38.800 --> 00:56:42.300
[ Sighs ] Sometimes I can't believe
I talk about this crap all day.

00:56:42.400 --> 00:56:44.900
- Bobby, come here. Let me see.
- Oh, thank you.

00:56:45.000 --> 00:56:47.200
- Make sure Miranda gets these as soon as possible.
- Mm-hmm.

00:56:47.300 --> 00:56:49.500
And tell her I switched in the Dior
for the Rocha.

00:56:49.600 --> 00:56:54.100
- Oh, great. Can't wait.
- Excuse me.

00:56:54.200 --> 00:56:56.500
- Can we adjust the attitude?
- I'm sorry.

00:56:56.600 --> 00:56:59.800
- Don't make me feed you to one of the models.
- I'm sorry.

00:56:59.900 --> 00:57:01.800
It's a busy day.

00:57:01.900 --> 00:57:04.200
My personal life
is hanging by a thread, that's all.

00:57:04.300 --> 00:57:07.600
Join the club. That's what happens
when you start doing well at work, darling.

00:57:07.700 --> 00:57:10.800
Let me know when your whole life
goes up in smoke.

00:57:10.900 --> 00:57:12.900
That means it's time for a promotion.

00:57:20.600 --> 00:57:23.500
No. All right, February,
back of the issue.

00:57:23.600 --> 00:57:26.200
<i>Did anybody speak</i>
<i>with Salma's people yet?</i>

00:57:26.300 --> 00:57:29.000
<i>Yes, but she'd rather do a summer cover</i>
<i>because she has a movie coming out</i>

00:57:29.100 --> 00:57:33.300
No. Also, I'm pulling the Toobin piece
on the Supreme Court women-

00:57:33.400 --> 00:57:35.100
woman.

00:57:35.200 --> 00:57:37.600
<i>And I need to see a new draft</i>
<i>on that piece</i>

00:57:37.700 --> 00:57:40.100
about shopping for a plastic surgeon-
It's dull.

00:57:40.200 --> 00:57:44.700
<i>And this layout</i>
<i>for the Winter Wonderland spread</i>

00:57:44.800 --> 00:57:47.100
Not wonderful yet.

00:57:47.300 --> 00:57:49.100
Oh, okay. L-I'll look at it.

00:57:49.200 --> 00:57:51.700
What about Testino?
Where are we on that?

00:57:51.900 --> 00:57:53.900
Zac Posen's doing
some very sculptural suits.

00:57:54.000 --> 00:57:56.900
So I suggested that, uh, Testino
shoot them at the Noguchi Garden.

00:57:57.000 --> 00:57:58.800
Perfect.

00:57:58.900 --> 00:58:01.500
<i>Thank God somebody came to work today</i>

00:58:01.600 --> 00:58:04.300
What about accessories for April?

00:58:04.400 --> 00:58:07.900
One thought I had was enamel.
Um, bangles, pendants, earrings.

00:58:08.000 --> 00:58:10.100
No. We did that two years ago.
What else?

00:58:10.200 --> 00:58:13.500
Um, well, they're showing a lot of florals
right now, so I was thinking-

00:58:13.600 --> 00:58:18.000
Florals? For spring? Groundbreaking.

00:58:18.100 --> 00:58:20.600
<i>But we thought about shooting them</i>
<i>in an industrial space</i>

00:58:20.700 --> 00:58:23.500
We thought the contrast
between the femininity of the florals...

00:58:23.600 --> 00:58:26.400
<i>and the more raw, rough-hewn background</i>
<i>would create this wonderful tension between-</i>

00:58:26.500 --> 00:58:27.500
- No.
- Which?

00:58:27.500 --> 00:58:29.200
- No.
- Which?

00:58:29.300 --> 00:58:32.400
<i>- [ Emily Coughing ]
- No.

00:58:35.000 --> 00:58:37.800
[ Coughing Continues ]

00:58:37.900 --> 00:58:40.700
Does anybody else
have anything I can possibly use?

00:58:41.800 --> 00:58:44.700
Antibacterial wipes perhaps?

00:58:46.600 --> 00:58:49.100
[ Groans ]

00:58:49.200 --> 00:58:53.400
<i>- How's the cold doing?</i>
- Like death warmed up actually.

00:58:53.500 --> 00:58:55.600
[ Sniffles ]
Oh, God.

00:58:55.700 --> 00:58:59.000
It's the benefit tonight.
I've been looking forward to it for months.

00:58:59.100 --> 00:59:02.300
I refuse to be sick.
I'm wearing Valentino, for crying out loud.

00:59:04.000 --> 00:59:07.100
<i>Right Well, everybody will</i>
<i>be leaving soon to get ready</i>

00:59:07.200 --> 00:59:11.300
so I suggest you go and drop Miranda's
Fendi bag off at the showroom...

00:59:11.400 --> 00:59:13.300
and then I suppose you can just go home.

00:59:13.400 --> 00:59:18.600
Yeah? Oh, well, that is great.
Perfect actually.

00:59:18.700 --> 00:59:22.000
I need to get to Magnolia Bakery before it closes.
It's Nate's birthday tonight.

00:59:22.100 --> 00:59:24.800
<i>So we're, uh,</i>
<i>having a little party for him</i>

00:59:24.900 --> 00:59:27.900
Yeah, I'm hearing this,
and I wanna hear this.

00:59:29.700 --> 00:59:31.600
Bye.

00:59:32.900 --> 00:59:36.200
I love my job.
I love my job. I love my job.

00:59:36.300 --> 00:59:39.500
[ Chattering ]

00:59:41.500 --> 00:59:44.700
<i>[ Cell Phone Rings ]

00:59:44.800 --> 00:59:46.800
Hello?

00:59:50.400 --> 00:59:53.000
<i>Before the benefit tonight,</i>
<i>I need to make sure</i>

00:59:53.100 --> 00:59:55.700
that you're both fully prepped
on the guest list.

00:59:55.800 --> 01:00:01.400
But I thought that only
the first assistant went to the benefit.

01:00:01.500 --> 01:00:04.000
Only when the first assistant
hasn't decided to become...

01:00:04.100 --> 01:00:06.600
an incubus of viral plague.

01:00:07.900 --> 01:00:11.100
<i>You'll come and help Emily</i>

01:00:11.200 --> 01:00:14.400
- That's all.
- Right.

01:00:14.500 --> 01:00:17.900
These are all of the guests.
Miranda invites everyone.

01:00:18.000 --> 01:00:21.600
We have to make sure that they all think
she knows exactly who they are.

01:00:21.700 --> 01:00:23.900
And I've been studying for weeks.

01:00:24.000 --> 01:00:25.800
I have to learn all these by tonight?

01:00:25.900 --> 01:00:29.100
No, don't be silly, Andrea.
These too.

01:00:29.200 --> 01:00:33.000
Look, you better just start without me, okay?
I'll get there as soon as I can.

01:00:33.100 --> 01:00:35.200
Andy, come on, it's his birth-

01:00:35.300 --> 01:00:37.300
Okay, but hurry.

01:00:37.500 --> 01:00:40.200
Oh, please, believe me, I will.
This is the last thing that I wanna-

01:00:40.300 --> 01:00:44.100
Ooh, I love that. Uh, I'll call you
the second I'm leaving, okay?

01:00:44.200 --> 01:00:46.700
- Will that fit me?
<i>- Oh, yeah</i>

01:00:46.800 --> 01:00:49.500
A little Crisco and some fishing line,
and we're in business.

01:00:49.600 --> 01:00:50.500
[ Sarcastic Chuckle ]

01:00:56.600 --> 01:01:00.300
<i>**[ Woman Singing ]

01:01:17.000 --> 01:01:19.000
Well, nothing really. I mean, this is-

01:01:19.100 --> 01:01:23.300
I mean, really, this is
the social event of the season.

01:01:23.400 --> 01:01:25.500
<i>**[ Continues ]

01:01:38.000 --> 01:01:41.900
Oh, oh, my God.
Andy, you look so chic.

01:01:42.000 --> 01:01:45.600
Oh, thanks, Em. You look so thin.

01:01:45.800 --> 01:01:47.700
- Do I?
- Yeah.

01:01:47.800 --> 01:01:50.200
Oh, it's for Paris.
I'm on this new diet.

01:01:50.300 --> 01:01:52.200
It's very effective.
Well, I don't eat anything.

01:01:52.300 --> 01:01:55.600
And then when I feel like I'm about to faint,
I eat a cube of cheese.

01:01:55.700 --> 01:01:57.600
- Well, it's definitely working.
- I know.

01:01:57.700 --> 01:02:00.300
I'm just one stomach flu
away from my goal weight.

01:02:00.400 --> 01:02:02.600
<i>**[ Man Singing ]

01:02:09.300 --> 01:02:11.900
<i>**[ Ends ]

01:02:16.400 --> 01:02:21.300
That's John Folger, the new
artistic director of the Chelsea Rep.

01:02:21.400 --> 01:02:23.800
- John, thanks for coming.
- Hey there.

01:02:23.900 --> 01:02:26.600
<i>- [John ] Oh, thank you</i>
<i>It's always nice seeing you</i>
- Stop fidgeting.

01:02:26.700 --> 01:02:29.400
I'm sorry. I'm so late.

01:02:29.500 --> 01:02:31.500
Just deal with it.
You have to be here.

01:02:36.900 --> 01:02:39.000
Emily, come here.

01:02:39.100 --> 01:02:42.000
<i>Isn't thatJacqueline Follet</i>
<i>from French</i> Runway?

01:02:42.100 --> 01:02:44.200
Oh, my God, and Miranda hates her.

01:02:44.300 --> 01:02:46.300
She was supposed to arrive
after Miranda left.

01:02:46.400 --> 01:02:47.900
- I didn't- Oh.
- Yeah.

01:02:48.000 --> 01:02:52.600
- Miranda, fabulous event as always.
- You broughtJacqueline.

01:02:52.800 --> 01:02:55.400
<i>- Surprise</i>
<i>- Quelle surprise</i>

01:02:57.700 --> 01:03:02.100
Oh, wonderful. We're so happy you were
able to come to our little gathering.

01:03:02.200 --> 01:03:05.900
Of course.
I plan my whole year around this.

01:03:06.000 --> 01:03:10.800
Well, we're so grateful that you do.

01:03:12.200 --> 01:03:15.300
<i>- Ciao</i>
- Have you gotten my note?

01:03:15.400 --> 01:03:17.700
Yes, I did.
We'll discuss it on Wednesday.

01:03:17.800 --> 01:03:21.300
- Yes, I agree. No business tonight.
- Not tonight.

01:03:21.500 --> 01:03:23.400
- Enjoy.
- [ Sniffles ]

01:03:23.500 --> 01:03:25.700
Em.

01:03:25.800 --> 01:03:27.800
Oh, thanks. Thanks.

01:03:32.100 --> 01:03:36.300
Oh, um- Oh, my God.
I just can't remember what his name is.

01:03:36.400 --> 01:03:38.900
<i>I just saw his name this morning</i>
<i>on the list</i>

01:03:39.000 --> 01:03:41.800
It's- Oh, I know this.
It's something to do with-

01:03:41.900 --> 01:03:47.000
Wait, he was- he was part of the-
Oh, God, I know this. Um-

01:03:47.100 --> 01:03:51.800
It's Ambassador Franklin, and that's
the woman that he left his wife for, Rebecca.

01:03:54.700 --> 01:03:57.100
- Rebecca. Ambassador.
- Miranda.

01:03:57.200 --> 01:04:00.000
<i>- You look fabulous</i>
<i>- Oh, very kind</i>

01:04:00.100 --> 01:04:03.300
- Thank you.
<i>- [ Chattering Continues ]

01:04:11.200 --> 01:04:13.100
- Look at you.
- Hello.

01:04:13.200 --> 01:04:15.300
You're-You're a vision.

01:04:15.400 --> 01:04:18.100
- Oh. [ Scoffs ]
- Thank God I saved your job.

01:04:18.200 --> 01:04:23.100
[ Stammers, Chuckles ] You know,
I figured out a few things on my own too.

01:04:23.200 --> 01:04:25.500
Turns out,
I'm not as nice as you thought.

01:04:25.600 --> 01:04:28.100
I hope not.

01:04:28.300 --> 01:04:30.300
Well, if it weren't
for the stupid boyfriend...

01:04:30.500 --> 01:04:33.400
I'd have to whisk you away
right here and now.

01:04:35.000 --> 01:04:38.700
- Do you actually say things like that to people?
- Evidently.

01:04:38.800 --> 01:04:41.500
[ Giggles ]
Well, I gotta go.

01:04:41.600 --> 01:04:44.500
Are you sure? 'Cause my editor
for <i>New York Magazine</i> is inside...

01:04:44.600 --> 01:04:46.700
and, you know,
I could introduce you two.

01:04:46.800 --> 01:04:51.400
- You sent over your stuff
for me to look at? Remember?
- Yeah.

01:04:51.500 --> 01:04:56.200
All right, I gotta admit, I only read a couple.
It was a very large packet you sent.

01:04:56.300 --> 01:04:58.200
- Yeah.
- But what I did read wasn't half bad.

01:04:58.300 --> 01:05:00.700
And, you know, I think-
I think you have a talent, Andy.

01:05:00.900 --> 01:05:03.700
He should meet you.

01:05:03.800 --> 01:05:05.800
Why don't you come in?
Just for one drink.

01:05:06.000 --> 01:05:10.100
Um, okay, yeah.
I guess I could for one-

01:05:10.200 --> 01:05:13.400
No, I can't.
I'm sorry, but I have to go.

01:05:13.500 --> 01:05:17.000
All right.
Give my best to the boyfriend.

01:05:24.300 --> 01:05:26.500
Roy, I'm sorry.
Can you go any faster?

01:05:26.600 --> 01:05:29.400
I'm sure Nate will understand.

01:05:31.500 --> 01:05:33.400
Yeah.

01:05:33.600 --> 01:05:36.400
<i>[ TV, Indistinct ]

01:05:36.500 --> 01:05:38.300
<i>Hey</i>

01:05:53.400 --> 01:05:55.700
Happy birthday.

01:05:59.700 --> 01:06:02.600
Nate, I'm so sorry.

01:06:02.700 --> 01:06:06.800
I kept trying to leave,
but there was a lot going on.

01:06:06.900 --> 01:06:09.000
And, you know, I didn't have a choice.

01:06:09.100 --> 01:06:11.000
Don't worry about it.

01:06:11.100 --> 01:06:14.100
[ Grunts ]
I'm gonna go to bed.

01:06:16.100 --> 01:06:18.500
Can we at least talk about this?

01:06:26.600 --> 01:06:28.800
You look really pretty.

01:07:10.400 --> 01:07:12.300
<i>[ Miranda ]
<i>Andrea?</i>

01:07:24.500 --> 01:07:27.700
- Do you have the Book?
- Oh. Uh-

01:07:30.400 --> 01:07:33.000
Mm.

01:07:33.100 --> 01:07:36.400
Paris is the most important week
of my entire year.

01:07:36.500 --> 01:07:39.700
<i>I need the best possible team with me</i>

01:07:41.200 --> 01:07:43.300
That no longer includes Emily.

01:07:45.800 --> 01:07:48.700
Wait. You want me to-

01:07:48.800 --> 01:07:52.100
No, Miranda.

01:07:52.200 --> 01:07:54.400
[ Exhales ]
Emily would die.

01:07:54.500 --> 01:07:57.900
Her whole life is about Paris.

01:07:58.100 --> 01:08:02.400
She hasn't eaten in weeks.
L-I can't... do that.

01:08:02.500 --> 01:08:05.300
Miranda, I can't.

01:08:05.400 --> 01:08:08.500
If you don't go, I'll assume you're
not serious about your future...

01:08:08.600 --> 01:08:12.300
at <i>Runway</i> or any other publication.

01:08:18.200 --> 01:08:20.200
<i>The decision's yours</i>

01:08:22.200 --> 01:08:24.400
That's all.

01:08:35.500 --> 01:08:39.900
<i>**[ Woman Singing ]

01:08:48.900 --> 01:08:51.200
[ Laughing ]

01:08:51.300 --> 01:08:55.700
<i>**[ Continues ]

01:09:23.500 --> 01:09:27.200
<i>- **[ Continues ]
- Hey, Andy.

01:09:27.400 --> 01:09:29.600
- Hey.
- You coming to bed anytime soon?

01:09:29.700 --> 01:09:31.800
Uh, yeah. Five minutes, okay?

01:09:37.500 --> 01:09:41.000
<i>**[ Ends ]

01:09:54.400 --> 01:09:59.200
<i>[ Fax Printing ]

01:10:06.800 --> 01:10:09.200
[ Clears Throat ]

01:10:28.000 --> 01:10:30.000
Andrea, don't forget to tell Emily.

01:10:32.400 --> 01:10:34.700
Do it now.

01:10:43.700 --> 01:10:46.800
- [ Line Ringing ]
- Don't pick up.

01:10:46.900 --> 01:10:49.400
- Don't pick up. Don't pick up. Don't pick-
- Hi.

01:10:49.500 --> 01:10:51.400
- Emily.
- Hi, hi. Sorry I'm late.

01:10:51.500 --> 01:10:54.100
It's just Miranda wanted
some scarves from Hermes.

01:10:54.200 --> 01:10:56.800
And she did tell me yesterday,
but I forgot like an idiot.

01:10:56.900 --> 01:10:58.800
And so I freaked out, of course.

01:10:58.900 --> 01:11:01.600
Emily, Emily, l-I need to talk to you.

01:11:01.700 --> 01:11:04.700
I called Martine at home, and she opened
the shop early. Whoa! I'm sorry.

01:11:04.800 --> 01:11:07.700
She opened the shop early for me,
so I got them, which is great.

01:11:07.800 --> 01:11:11.300
Okay. Um, Emily,
wh-when you come in...

01:11:11.400 --> 01:11:13.700
there's something
I have to talk to you about.

01:11:13.800 --> 01:11:16.500
- Well, I hope it's not another Miranda problem.
- Not exactly.

01:11:16.600 --> 01:11:20.100
Well, good, because I've got so much
to deal with before I go. I swear to God-

01:11:20.200 --> 01:11:22.700
- [ Gasps ]
- [ Horn Honks, Tires Skid ]

01:11:22.800 --> 01:11:27.000
<i>- [ Clamoring ]
<i>- [ Woman ] Oh, my God!</i>

01:11:27.100 --> 01:11:28.900
Emily?

01:11:29.000 --> 01:11:31.900
<i>[ Woman On PA, Indistinct ]

01:11:32.000 --> 01:11:33.900
<i>[ Elevator Bell Dings ]

01:11:38.200 --> 01:11:41.800
I don't care if she was gonna fire you
or beat you with a red-hot poker!

01:11:41.900 --> 01:11:43.800
You should have said no.

01:11:43.900 --> 01:11:45.900
Emily, I didn't have a choice.

01:11:46.000 --> 01:11:48.100
- Oh. Please.
<i>- You know how she is</i>

01:11:48.200 --> 01:11:50.800
- That is a pathetic excuse.
<i>- [ Door Opens ]

01:11:54.700 --> 01:11:56.600
Thanks.

01:11:56.700 --> 01:11:59.200
Do you know what really just...

01:11:59.300 --> 01:12:01.900
gets me about this whole thing...

01:12:02.000 --> 01:12:06.300
<i>is that, you know, you're the one who said</i>
<i>you don't really care about this stuff</i>

01:12:06.400 --> 01:12:10.300
And you don't really care about fashion.
You just wanna be a journalist.

01:12:10.400 --> 01:12:12.300
What a pile of bollocks!

01:12:12.400 --> 01:12:14.500
Emily, I know you're mad.
I don't blame you.

01:12:14.600 --> 01:12:18.700
Face it, you sold your soul the day
you put on that first pair ofJimmy Choo's.

01:12:18.800 --> 01:12:23.700
<i>I saw it And you know what really</i>
<i>just kills me about this whole thing</i>

01:12:23.800 --> 01:12:25.800
is the clothes that you're gonna get.

01:12:25.900 --> 01:12:28.700
I mean, you don't deserve them.

01:12:28.800 --> 01:12:31.500
You eat carbs, for Christ's sake.

01:12:31.600 --> 01:12:35.900
<i>God, it's so unfair!</i>

01:12:36.000 --> 01:12:38.300
- Emily.
- Just go.

01:12:44.700 --> 01:12:46.800
- Emily, l-
- I said go!

01:12:50.500 --> 01:12:52.600
[ Sighs ]

01:12:52.800 --> 01:12:55.300
<i>- [ Doug ] You are going to Paris</i>
<i>for the couture shows?</i>
<i>- [ Andy ] Mm-hmm</i>

01:12:55.500 --> 01:12:58.200
<i>- That's the coolest fashion event of the year</i>
- Mm-hmm.

01:12:58.300 --> 01:13:00.500
- I mean, who are you going to see, Galliano?
- Yeah.

01:13:00.600 --> 01:13:03.400
- And Lagerfeld and Nicholas Ghesquiere.
- Yep.

01:13:03.500 --> 01:13:06.200
- Yes. Okay, now you're scaring me.
- [ Chuckles ]

01:13:06.300 --> 01:13:09.400
- Hey.
- Hey.

01:13:09.500 --> 01:13:13.600
- This show is amazing. I am so proud of you.
<i>- [ Lily ] Thank you</i>

01:13:13.700 --> 01:13:16.400
Okay, start with the photos in the back
and work your way forward.

01:13:16.500 --> 01:13:18.600
That is the way I designed it.
It is brilliant.

01:13:18.700 --> 01:13:20.000
<i>- You will love it</i>
- Of course.

01:13:20.100 --> 01:13:22.600
And you, I have somebody
I want you to meet, okay?

01:13:22.800 --> 01:13:24.700
Ooh, art and sex. Lead the way.

01:13:24.800 --> 01:13:26.800
- See you later.
- Okay.

01:13:32.900 --> 01:13:36.000
<i>**[ Woman Singing ]

01:13:45.200 --> 01:13:49.500
<i>- **[ Continues ]
- Hey. Hey, Miranda girl.

01:13:51.400 --> 01:13:54.900
- Hi.
- I was just thinking about you.

01:13:55.100 --> 01:13:57.000
Oh, come on.

01:13:57.100 --> 01:13:59.000
- It's true.
- No.

01:13:59.100 --> 01:14:03.700
I'm profiling Gaultier for <i>Interview</i>
and, uh, making my Paris plans.

01:14:03.800 --> 01:14:08.200
I found myself wondering
if, uh, you were gonna be there.

01:14:08.300 --> 01:14:13.500
Well, actually, um, I am going.

01:14:13.600 --> 01:14:18.200
Great. I'm staying in a fantastic
little hotel in the Seventh...

01:14:18.300 --> 01:14:22.300
right across the street from the falafel
restaurant that will change your life.

01:14:22.400 --> 01:14:27.400
[ Chuckles ]
I'm sorry. I'll be too busy working.

01:14:27.500 --> 01:14:30.100
You'll have to find
someone else's life to change.

01:14:31.600 --> 01:14:33.800
Well, that's just it.

01:14:33.900 --> 01:14:36.100
I'm beginning to wonder if I can.

01:14:49.200 --> 01:14:50.800
Lily.

01:14:52.200 --> 01:14:54.300
Lily, he's just a guy I know from work.

01:14:54.400 --> 01:14:57.300
- Yeah, that looked like work.
- Look, you're making a big deal out of-

01:14:57.400 --> 01:15:00.800
You know, the Andy I know
is madly in love with Nate...

01:15:00.900 --> 01:15:03.100
is always five minutes early...

01:15:03.200 --> 01:15:05.900
and thinks, I don't know,
Club Monaco is couture.

01:15:06.100 --> 01:15:09.700
For the last 16 years, I've known
everything about that Andy.

01:15:09.800 --> 01:15:13.700
But this person? This "glamazon"
who skulks around in corners...

01:15:13.800 --> 01:15:16.900
with some random hot fashion guy?

01:15:17.000 --> 01:15:19.000
I don't get her.

01:15:19.100 --> 01:15:22.600
- Lily.
- Have fun in Paris.

01:15:23.700 --> 01:15:26.100
You going to Paris?

01:15:26.200 --> 01:15:28.800
Uh, yeah. It just happened.

01:15:28.900 --> 01:15:32.400
I thought Paris
was a big deal for Emily or-

01:15:32.500 --> 01:15:35.300
Great. Now you're gonna
give me a hard time too?

01:15:37.000 --> 01:15:40.700
Hey, Andy. Andy!

01:15:40.800 --> 01:15:44.100
- Andy, what the hell is wrong with you?
- L-I didn't have a choice, okay?

01:15:44.200 --> 01:15:46.400
- Miranda asked me, and I couldn't say no.
- I know.

01:15:46.500 --> 01:15:48.500
That's your answer for everything lately,
"I didn't have a choice."

01:15:48.600 --> 01:15:50.500
- Like this job was forced on you.
- Nate, I get it, okay?

01:15:50.600 --> 01:15:52.500
Like you don't make
these decisions yourself.

01:15:52.600 --> 01:15:55.000
You're mad because I work late all the time
and I missed your birthday party.

01:15:55.100 --> 01:15:57.500
- And I'm sorry.
- Oh, come on. What am I, four?

01:15:57.600 --> 01:16:00.400
You-You hate <i>Runway</i>
and Miranda.

01:16:00.500 --> 01:16:03.400
And you think fashion is stupid.
You've made that clear.

01:16:03.500 --> 01:16:06.900
Andy, I make
port wine reductions all day.

01:16:07.000 --> 01:16:09.100
I'm not exactly in the Peace Corps.

01:16:09.200 --> 01:16:12.100
You know, I wouldn't care if you were
out there pole dancing all night...

01:16:12.200 --> 01:16:14.700
as long as you did it
with a little integrity.

01:16:14.900 --> 01:16:16.600
You used to say this was just a job.

01:16:16.700 --> 01:16:19.000
You used to make fun
of the <i>Runway</i> girls.

01:16:19.100 --> 01:16:21.100
What happened?
Now you've become one of them.

01:16:22.600 --> 01:16:26.400
- That's absurd.
- That's okay. That's fine. Just own up to it.

01:16:26.500 --> 01:16:30.700
And then we can stop pretending like
we have anything in common anymore.

01:16:30.800 --> 01:16:34.100
- You don't mean that, do you?
- No, I do.

01:16:41.300 --> 01:16:43.200
Well...

01:16:43.400 --> 01:16:45.300
maybe this trip
is coming at a good time.

01:16:45.400 --> 01:16:47.700
Maybe we should take a break.

01:16:54.900 --> 01:16:57.500
Nate?

01:16:58.900 --> 01:17:03.400
<i>[ Cell Phone Ringing ]

01:17:06.400 --> 01:17:10.000
I'm sorry. Just... one second?

01:17:12.200 --> 01:17:14.400
You know,
in case you were wondering...

01:17:14.500 --> 01:17:18.400
the person whose calls you always take,
that's the relationship you're in.

01:17:18.500 --> 01:17:20.500
I hope you two
are very happy together.

01:17:20.600 --> 01:17:23.000
<i>[ Cell Phone Continues Ringing ]

01:17:29.700 --> 01:17:31.800
Hello, Miranda.

01:17:38.800 --> 01:17:42.500
<i>**[ Man Singing ]

01:18:00.100 --> 01:18:02.700
<i>**[ Continues ]

01:18:13.500 --> 01:18:16.400
<i>**[ Continues ]

01:18:35.800 --> 01:18:38.100
<i>**[ Ends ]

01:18:40.200 --> 01:18:43.600
[ Chattering ]

01:18:45.400 --> 01:18:47.300
<i>Pardon</i> Miranda.

01:18:47.400 --> 01:18:50.300
- [ Speaking Italian ]
- Maestro. Mmm.

01:18:50.400 --> 01:18:53.400
How are you? So glad to see you.
Thank you for coming.

01:18:53.500 --> 01:18:57.400
<i>- You like the collection?</i>
- Absolutely. I think it's the best in years.

01:18:57.500 --> 01:18:59.900
<i>- This is very important for me</i>
<i>Very, very important</i>
- I'm very happy for you.

01:19:00.100 --> 01:19:02.300
- This is my new Emily.
- Hello. How do you do?

01:19:02.400 --> 01:19:04.900
- I'm good. Pleasure.
- Nice to meet you.

01:19:05.000 --> 01:19:06.900
You love the show?

01:19:11.500 --> 01:19:14.400
- Miranda. This way!
- [ Clamoring ]

01:19:20.400 --> 01:19:23.000
<i>Miranda Nigel</i>
<i>Fashion's great gatekeepers</i>

01:19:23.100 --> 01:19:28.200
Miranda, what is <i>Runway's</i> position
on French fashion versus American fashion?

01:19:28.300 --> 01:19:30.800
- I've been thinking-
- Oh.

01:19:30.900 --> 01:19:34.600
- You still owe me for Harry Potter.
- Oh, do I?

01:19:34.700 --> 01:19:36.700
- Of course you do. Are you working tonight?
- Oh!

01:19:36.800 --> 01:19:41.200
- No, actually Miranda has a dinner.
- Great, you're free.

01:19:41.300 --> 01:19:44.500
Oh, but there is the problem
of <i>le</i> boyfriend.

01:19:44.600 --> 01:19:48.400
Wait, don't tell me.
The boyfriend <i>non plus?</i>

01:19:48.500 --> 01:19:51.200
<i>Je suis tres, tres desol�</i>

01:19:51.300 --> 01:19:53.200
Oh, you're so full of it.
You're not <i>desol�</i> at all.

01:19:53.300 --> 01:19:55.900
No, not even a little.
What time should I pick you up?

01:19:57.200 --> 01:19:59.200
- Uh-
- I'll call you.

01:19:59.300 --> 01:20:02.000
<i>Yeah</i>

01:20:19.200 --> 01:20:21.100
Oh.

01:20:23.400 --> 01:20:26.800
Oh, there you are.
[ Clears Throat ]

01:20:26.900 --> 01:20:32.300
We need to go over the seating,
uh, chart for the luncheon.

01:20:32.400 --> 01:20:36.000
Okay. Um, yeah, sure.

01:20:36.100 --> 01:20:39.100
I have it right here.

01:20:42.800 --> 01:20:46.800
By all means, move at a glacial pace.
You know how that thrills me.

01:20:53.600 --> 01:20:56.000
Okay.

01:20:56.100 --> 01:20:59.400
So...

01:20:59.500 --> 01:21:04.700
first of all, we need to move
Snoop Dogg to my table.

01:21:04.800 --> 01:21:06.700
But your table's full.

01:21:08.300 --> 01:21:10.200
Stephen isn't coming.

01:21:10.300 --> 01:21:13.200
Oh, Stephen is-

01:21:13.300 --> 01:21:17.200
So I don't need to fetch Stephen
from the airport tomorrow?

01:21:17.400 --> 01:21:21.600
Well, if you speak to him
and he decides to rethink the divorce...

01:21:21.700 --> 01:21:24.700
<i>then, yes, fetch away</i>

01:21:24.800 --> 01:21:28.300
You're very fetching, so go fetch.

01:21:33.600 --> 01:21:37.800
And then when we get back to New York,
we need to contact, um...

01:21:39.500 --> 01:21:43.400
Leslie to see what she can do
to minimize the press...

01:21:44.800 --> 01:21:46.700
on all this.

01:21:49.900 --> 01:21:52.400
Another divorce...

01:21:52.500 --> 01:21:55.500
<i>splashed across page six</i>

01:21:55.600 --> 01:21:58.700
I can just imagine what they're
gonna write about me.

01:21:58.800 --> 01:22:03.000
The Dragon Lady, career-obsessed.

01:22:03.100 --> 01:22:06.500
Snow Queen drives away
another Mr. Priestly.

01:22:07.800 --> 01:22:10.300
<i>Rupert Murdoch</i>
<i>should cut me a check</i>

01:22:10.400 --> 01:22:12.900
<i>for all the papers I sell for him</i>

01:22:14.900 --> 01:22:17.000
Anyway, I don't-

01:22:17.200 --> 01:22:20.200
I don't really care
what anybody writes about me.

01:22:22.700 --> 01:22:25.600
But my- my girls, I just-

01:22:25.700 --> 01:22:29.100
It's just so unfair to the girls.

01:22:29.200 --> 01:22:31.100
It's just...

01:22:33.500 --> 01:22:35.500
another disappointment...

01:22:35.600 --> 01:22:39.200
another letdown,
another father... figure-

01:22:39.300 --> 01:22:42.200
<i>[ Chuckles ]
<i>Gone</i>

01:22:43.400 --> 01:22:47.400
Anyway, the point is-
[ Clears Throat ]

01:22:47.500 --> 01:22:51.100
<i>The point is-</i>
<i>[ Sighs ]

01:22:51.300 --> 01:22:55.500
The point is we really need to
figure out where to place Donatella...

01:22:55.600 --> 01:22:58.600
<i>because she's barely</i>
<i>speaking to anyone</i>

01:23:08.200 --> 01:23:11.200
<i>I'm so sorry, Miranda</i>

01:23:11.300 --> 01:23:13.900
If you want me to cancel
your evening, I can.

01:23:14.000 --> 01:23:17.200
Don't be ridiculous.
Why would we do that?

01:23:18.300 --> 01:23:20.600
Um, is-

01:23:20.700 --> 01:23:22.700
Is there anything else I can do?

01:23:24.200 --> 01:23:26.200
Your job.

01:23:29.400 --> 01:23:31.300
That's all.

01:23:52.200 --> 01:23:54.600
<i>[ Knocking ]

01:23:57.400 --> 01:23:59.500
Hi. I need Miranda's itinerary
for tomorrow.

01:23:59.600 --> 01:24:01.500
- Okay. Come on in.
- All right? Thanks.

01:24:06.200 --> 01:24:09.000
- Who put that together for you?
- This?

01:24:09.100 --> 01:24:12.100
Oh, it's just-
it's just something I threw on.

01:24:12.200 --> 01:24:15.300
Turn around. Let me see. Turn.

01:24:15.400 --> 01:24:19.300
- Mm. <i>Incroyable</i>
- Yeah?

01:24:19.400 --> 01:24:22.400
- It's really just- No, it's- No, gorgeous.
- Yeah? Okay, good.

01:24:22.500 --> 01:24:25.700
Really. I think that
my work here is done.

01:24:25.800 --> 01:24:27.900
Oh.

01:24:28.000 --> 01:24:30.500
We're going to celebrate.
I'm going to get some champagne.

01:24:30.600 --> 01:24:32.700
Okay. What are we toasting?

01:24:32.900 --> 01:24:37.600
<i>We are toasting, my dear,</i>
<i>to the dream job</i>

01:24:37.700 --> 01:24:41.600
The one that a million girls wanted.

01:24:41.700 --> 01:24:44.300
Which I got months ago.

01:24:44.400 --> 01:24:46.800
I'm not talking about you.

01:24:46.900 --> 01:24:49.600
Mm-hmm.

01:24:49.700 --> 01:24:52.000
- James Holt-
- Yeah.

01:24:52.100 --> 01:24:54.000
Massimo Corteleoni...

01:24:55.600 --> 01:24:58.000
is investing in James's company
and taking it global.

01:24:58.100 --> 01:25:02.300
- Mm-hmm.
- Bags, shoes, fragrances- the works.

01:25:03.500 --> 01:25:06.700
And James needs a partner.

01:25:06.800 --> 01:25:12.700
And that partner would be me.

01:25:14.800 --> 01:25:17.100
- Does Miranda-
- No, no, Miranda knows, because-

01:25:17.200 --> 01:25:19.800
- Oh.
- Oh, she put me up for it.
God, no. Can you imagine?

01:25:19.900 --> 01:25:22.300
But- But- But you're leaving.

01:25:22.400 --> 01:25:25.200
- Mm-hmm.
- I can't imagine <i>Runway</i> without you.

01:25:25.300 --> 01:25:28.400
I know, I know,
but I'm so excited though.

01:25:28.500 --> 01:25:32.700
This is the first time in 18 years I'm going
to be able to call the shots in my own life.

01:25:32.800 --> 01:25:35.300
<i>Oh, my God!</i>

01:25:35.400 --> 01:25:40.400
I'm going to be able to come to Paris
and actually see Paris.

01:25:42.500 --> 01:25:45.000
Well, congratulations.

01:25:45.100 --> 01:25:48.300
- Huh? Oh.
- Nigel, you deserve it.

01:25:50.600 --> 01:25:53.900
You bet your size-six ass.
[ Guffaws ]

01:25:54.000 --> 01:25:57.200
- Four.
- Really?

01:25:57.300 --> 01:25:59.200
- [ Glasses Clink ]
- Cheers.

01:25:59.300 --> 01:26:02.900
- Cheers to you.
- To us.

01:26:03.000 --> 01:26:05.300
- Let me see that.
- [ Giggles ]

01:26:05.400 --> 01:26:08.800
<i>**[ Woman Singing In French ]

01:26:08.900 --> 01:26:13.700
Okay, I just wanna say that yes, there are things
Miranda does that I don't agree with, but-

01:26:13.800 --> 01:26:16.400
- Come on. You hate her. Just admit it to me.
- No.

01:26:16.500 --> 01:26:19.000
She's a- She's a notorious sadist...

01:26:19.100 --> 01:26:21.200
and not- not in a good way.

01:26:21.300 --> 01:26:24.600
Okay, she's tough,
but if Miranda were a man...

01:26:24.700 --> 01:26:28.300
no one would notice anything about her,
except how great she is at her job.

01:26:28.400 --> 01:26:31.300
[ Chuckles ]
I'm sorry. I can't-

01:26:31.400 --> 01:26:34.500
- I can't believe this. You're defending her?
- Yeah.

01:26:34.600 --> 01:26:37.800
The wide-eyed girl peddling
her earnest newspaper stories?

01:26:37.900 --> 01:26:41.100
You, my friend,
are crossing over to the dark side.

01:26:42.700 --> 01:26:44.600
I resent that.

01:26:44.700 --> 01:26:47.900
- You shouldn't. It's sexy.
- Sexy?

01:26:50.900 --> 01:26:53.900
- Really?
- Really.

01:26:58.400 --> 01:27:00.800
So do you-
do you know where we're going?

01:27:00.900 --> 01:27:02.500
- 'Cause I'm lost.
- Yeah.

01:27:02.600 --> 01:27:05.300
Yeah, don't worry. I know this city
like the back of my hand.

01:27:05.400 --> 01:27:08.400
It's my favorite place
in the whole world.

01:27:08.500 --> 01:27:10.400
You know, Gertrude Stein once said...

01:27:10.500 --> 01:27:15.100
"America is my country,
and Paris is my hometown."

01:27:15.200 --> 01:27:17.300
- [ Laughs ]
- It's true.

01:27:17.400 --> 01:27:19.400
What do you do?

01:27:19.500 --> 01:27:21.500
Do you just write stuff like that down...

01:27:21.600 --> 01:27:25.100
and then file it away to use on us girls?

01:27:25.200 --> 01:27:28.700
- I'm Christian Thompson. That's my way.
- That's your way. Right.

01:27:28.800 --> 01:27:31.400
I work freelance.
I have a lot of free time on my hands.

01:27:33.400 --> 01:27:36.000
You know, I never understood...

01:27:36.100 --> 01:27:39.200
why everyone was so crazy about Paris...

01:27:39.300 --> 01:27:44.100
but... it is so beautiful.

01:27:44.200 --> 01:27:46.400
[ Giggles ]

01:27:46.500 --> 01:27:50.900
Mm. L-I can't. I'm sorry.

01:27:51.000 --> 01:27:55.900
I can't. You know, Nate and I just split up
a couple days ago, and I can't.

01:27:59.100 --> 01:28:01.500
Ooh. I've had too much wine.

01:28:01.600 --> 01:28:05.100
And my hearing-vision-
judgment's impaired.

01:28:09.000 --> 01:28:11.900
No, I barely know you.
I'm in a strange city.

01:28:13.800 --> 01:28:17.900
I... am out of excuses.

01:28:18.000 --> 01:28:19.800
Thank God.

01:28:48.300 --> 01:28:50.200
[ Groans ]

01:29:01.100 --> 01:29:03.000
[ Gasps ]

01:29:08.200 --> 01:29:10.100
Yes.

01:29:13.600 --> 01:29:15.700
Oh, shoot.

01:29:21.100 --> 01:29:23.700
<i>[ Door Opens ]

01:29:23.800 --> 01:29:26.000
<i>Bonjour, madame</i>

01:29:26.100 --> 01:29:28.600
Uh, what the hell is this?

01:29:28.700 --> 01:29:31.900
What does it look like?
It's a mock-up.

01:29:32.000 --> 01:29:34.100
Yeah. Of?

01:29:34.300 --> 01:29:39.400
Of what American <i>Runway</i> will look like
when Jacqueline Follet is the new editor in chief.

01:29:39.500 --> 01:29:42.600
Wh-They're replacing Miranda?

01:29:42.700 --> 01:29:46.500
Yeah. And she's bringing me in
to run all the editorial content.

01:29:48.800 --> 01:29:51.000
You're really surprised?

01:29:51.100 --> 01:29:54.900
Jacqueline's a lot younger than Miranda.
She has a fresher take on things.

01:29:55.000 --> 01:30:00.400
<i>Not to mention American</i> Runway's <i>one</i>
<i>of the most expensive books in the business</i>

01:30:00.500 --> 01:30:04.700
<i>Jacqueline does the same thing</i>
<i>for a lot less money</i>

01:30:04.800 --> 01:30:08.300
And Irv-
Irv's a businessman, you know.

01:30:08.400 --> 01:30:12.700
Miranda will be devastated. Her whole life
is about <i>Runway</i> He can't do that to her.

01:30:12.800 --> 01:30:16.300
It's done. Irv's gonna tell Miranda
after the party forJames.

01:30:16.400 --> 01:30:18.400
And she has no idea?

01:30:18.500 --> 01:30:21.000
She's a big girl. She'll be fine.

01:30:22.200 --> 01:30:25.300
Shi- I have to go.

01:30:25.400 --> 01:30:27.400
Andy.

01:30:27.500 --> 01:30:29.700
Andy, it's done.

01:30:29.800 --> 01:30:31.900
Baby, it's done.

01:30:33.300 --> 01:30:35.800
I'm not your baby.

01:30:44.000 --> 01:30:46.400
<i>- [ Phone Ringing ]
<i>- Allo</i>

01:30:46.500 --> 01:30:48.900
Oh! Oh! Thank God you're there.

01:30:49.000 --> 01:30:51.700
- [ Sighs ] Excuse me?
- I need to talk to you right away.

01:30:51.800 --> 01:30:54.100
It's aboutJacqueline Follet.

01:30:54.200 --> 01:30:58.800
Shit! Oh, shit! Shit, shit, shit!

01:31:15.000 --> 01:31:19.000
- Yes.
- Mr. Ravitz, I'm so sorry to bother you.
I was wondering-

01:31:19.100 --> 01:31:21.700
Have you completely lost your mind?

01:31:21.800 --> 01:31:26.000
- I need to talk to you.
- Do not disturb me again.

01:31:26.100 --> 01:31:29.100
But, um, it's just for one- Miranda!

01:31:34.400 --> 01:31:36.800
<i>[ Horn Honks ]

01:31:47.300 --> 01:31:51.000
Miranda. Miranda.
Wait, I need to talk to you.

01:31:51.100 --> 01:31:53.700
Irv is making Jacqueline Follet
the editor in chief of <i>Runway</i>

01:31:53.800 --> 01:31:55.800
Christian Thompson told me
he's gonna work for her.

01:31:55.900 --> 01:31:59.300
Irv is going to tell you today. I thought
maybe if I told you, that you could fix it.

01:31:59.400 --> 01:32:01.300
Do I smell freesias?

01:32:01.400 --> 01:32:05.600
What? No.
L-I specifically told them-

01:32:05.700 --> 01:32:10.200
If I see freesias anywhere...

01:32:10.300 --> 01:32:13.500
I will be very disappointed.

01:32:13.600 --> 01:32:18.100
<i>For 72 years,</i> Runway
<i>has been more than a magazine</i>

01:32:18.200 --> 01:32:21.800
It has been a beacon
of elegance and grace.

01:32:21.900 --> 01:32:27.300
<i>Miranda Priestly is the finest</i>
<i>possible guardian of that beacon</i>

01:32:27.400 --> 01:32:32.700
<i>setting a standard that inspires</i>
<i>people across the globe</i>

01:32:32.800 --> 01:32:36.700
Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you Miranda Priestly.

01:32:54.400 --> 01:32:58.100
Thank you, my dear friend.

01:32:58.200 --> 01:33:01.100
<i>Bonjour</i>
[ Chuckles ]

01:33:01.200 --> 01:33:04.300
<i>Thank you very much</i>
<i>for coming today</i>

01:33:04.400 --> 01:33:08.800
to help celebrate
our dear friend, James Holt.

01:33:16.800 --> 01:33:20.400
But before I talk to you aboutJames...

01:33:20.500 --> 01:33:24.000
and his many accomplishments...

01:33:24.200 --> 01:33:28.000
I would like first to share
some news with you.

01:33:29.900 --> 01:33:33.000
<i>Um, as many of you know</i>

01:33:33.100 --> 01:33:35.800
uh, recently Massimo Corteleoni...

01:33:35.900 --> 01:33:40.000
<i>has agreed to finance the expansion</i>
<i>of theJames Holt label</i>

01:33:40.100 --> 01:33:44.100
transforming the work
of this visionary artist...

01:33:44.200 --> 01:33:48.600
into a global brand,
which is really an exciting enterprise.

01:33:48.700 --> 01:33:52.800
Runway <i>and James Holt share</i>
<i>many things in common</i>

01:33:52.900 --> 01:33:57.100
chief among them,
a commitment to excellence.

01:33:57.200 --> 01:34:02.000
And so, it should come as no surprise
that when the time came...

01:34:02.100 --> 01:34:06.600
forJames to choose the new president
ofJames Holt International...

01:34:06.700 --> 01:34:09.700
<i>he chose from within</i>
<i>the</i> Runway <i>family</i>

01:34:09.800 --> 01:34:13.800
<i>And it's my great happiness today</i>

01:34:13.900 --> 01:34:17.600
to announce to you all
that that person...

01:34:17.700 --> 01:34:23.100
<i>is my friend</i>
<i>and longtime esteemed colleague</i>

01:34:23.200 --> 01:34:25.100
Jacqueline Follet.

01:34:38.000 --> 01:34:39.900
Thank you. <i>Merci</i>

01:34:56.600 --> 01:34:59.300
<i>And now to the main event</i>

01:34:59.400 --> 01:35:02.700
<i>our celebration ofJames Holt</i>

01:35:02.800 --> 01:35:05.500
We at <i>Runway</i>
are very proud to have been-

01:35:07.300 --> 01:35:09.600
When the time is right,
she'll pay me back.

01:35:12.600 --> 01:35:15.100
You sure about that?

01:35:15.200 --> 01:35:17.500
No.

01:35:17.600 --> 01:35:20.700
But I hope for the best.

01:35:20.800 --> 01:35:23.200
I have to.

01:35:23.300 --> 01:35:25.300
<i>[ Clamoring ]

01:35:42.400 --> 01:35:44.600
You thought I didn't know.

01:35:46.600 --> 01:35:50.100
I've known what was happening
for quite some time.

01:35:50.200 --> 01:35:55.800
<i>Itjust took me a little while to find</i>
<i>a suitable alternative forJacqueline</i>

01:35:55.900 --> 01:36:01.300
<i>And thatJames Holtjob</i>
<i>was so absurdly overpaid</i>

01:36:01.400 --> 01:36:04.100
that, of course, she jumped at it.

01:36:04.200 --> 01:36:08.400
<i>So I just had to tell Irv</i>
<i>thatJacqueline was unavailable</i>

01:36:08.500 --> 01:36:13.100
The truth is, there is no one
that can do what I do...

01:36:13.200 --> 01:36:15.800
including her.

01:36:15.900 --> 01:36:19.400
Any of the other choices would
have found that job impossible...

01:36:19.500 --> 01:36:21.500
and the magazine would have suffered.

01:36:21.600 --> 01:36:25.500
[ Sighs ]
Especially because of the list.

01:36:26.800 --> 01:36:30.400
The list of designers, photographers...

01:36:30.500 --> 01:36:34.500
<i>editors, writers, models, all of whom</i>
<i>were found by me, nurtured by me</i>

01:36:34.600 --> 01:36:37.400
and have promised me
they will follow me...

01:36:37.500 --> 01:36:40.600
whenever and if ever
I choose to leave <i>Runway</i>

01:36:40.700 --> 01:36:42.600
[ Chuckles ]

01:36:42.800 --> 01:36:44.800
<i>So he reconsidered</i>

01:36:48.600 --> 01:36:51.800
<i>But I was very, very impressed</i>

01:36:51.900 --> 01:36:54.900
by how intently you tried to warn me.

01:36:55.000 --> 01:36:58.200
I never thought I would say this,
Andrea...

01:36:58.300 --> 01:37:01.800
but I really-

01:37:01.900 --> 01:37:04.200
I see a great deal of myself in you.

01:37:07.700 --> 01:37:11.700
You can see beyond what people want
and what they need...

01:37:11.800 --> 01:37:14.300
and you can choose for yourself.

01:37:17.600 --> 01:37:21.500
I don't think I'm like that.

01:37:21.700 --> 01:37:24.000
L-

01:37:26.800 --> 01:37:28.700
I couldn't do what you did to Nigel,
Miranda.

01:37:28.800 --> 01:37:31.600
I couldn't do something like that.

01:37:31.700 --> 01:37:35.000
Mm. You already did.

01:37:38.900 --> 01:37:40.800
To Emily.

01:37:40.900 --> 01:37:44.600
That's not what l-

01:37:44.700 --> 01:37:47.100
No, that was- that was different.
I didn't have a choice.

01:37:47.200 --> 01:37:51.200
<i>Oh, no, you chose</i>
<i>You chose to get ahead</i>

01:37:51.400 --> 01:37:55.500
You want this life,
those choices are necessary.

01:37:55.600 --> 01:38:00.200
But what if this isn't what I want?

01:38:00.300 --> 01:38:04.700
I mean, what if I don't wanna
live the way you live?

01:38:04.800 --> 01:38:07.800
Don't be ridiculous, Andrea.
Everybody wants this.

01:38:09.900 --> 01:38:12.600
<i>Everybody wants to be us</i>

01:38:19.000 --> 01:38:21.700
<i>[ Clamoring ]

01:38:21.800 --> 01:38:24.000
<i>**[ Woman Vocalizing ]

01:38:42.900 --> 01:38:47.400
<i>**[ Vocalizing Continues ]

01:39:02.400 --> 01:39:04.900
<i>[ Cell Phone Ringing ]

01:39:09.000 --> 01:39:12.800
<i>**[ Vocalizing Continues ]

01:39:39.300 --> 01:39:43.100
I have to be at work in 20 minutes.

01:39:43.200 --> 01:39:46.300
What's up?

01:39:46.400 --> 01:39:49.300
Well, I just-

01:39:49.400 --> 01:39:52.500
I wanted to say
that you were right about everything.

01:39:53.600 --> 01:39:55.700
That...

01:39:55.800 --> 01:39:58.500
I turned my back on my friends
and my family...

01:39:58.600 --> 01:40:00.600
and everything I believed in...

01:40:00.700 --> 01:40:03.700
and- and for what?

01:40:03.800 --> 01:40:08.700
For shoes and shirts
and jackets and belts.

01:40:08.800 --> 01:40:11.000
Nate.

01:40:14.300 --> 01:40:16.200
I'm sorry.

01:40:24.300 --> 01:40:26.600
L-
[ Clears Throat ]

01:40:26.700 --> 01:40:28.800
I flew up to Boston while you were gone.

01:40:28.900 --> 01:40:31.500
I interviewed at the Oak Room.

01:40:31.600 --> 01:40:34.100
And?

01:40:35.400 --> 01:40:38.100
And you're looking
at their new sous-chef.

01:40:38.300 --> 01:40:42.100
- I'm moving up there in a couple weeks.
- That's great. Congratulations.

01:40:47.500 --> 01:40:51.000
I don't know what I'm gonna do without
those late-night grilled cheeses, but-

01:40:51.100 --> 01:40:55.200
I'm pretty sure
they have bread in Boston.

01:40:55.300 --> 01:40:57.500
<i>May even haveJarlsberg</i>

01:41:00.700 --> 01:41:03.000
We might be able
to figure something out.

01:41:05.200 --> 01:41:07.100
You think?

01:41:07.200 --> 01:41:09.100
Yeah.

01:41:16.000 --> 01:41:19.500
So, what about you?
I mean, what are you gonna do now?

01:41:19.600 --> 01:41:23.000
Actually, I, uh-
I have a job interview today.

01:41:23.100 --> 01:41:25.500
- Oh, yeah?
- Mm-hmm.

01:41:25.600 --> 01:41:27.900
That's what you're wearing?

01:41:28.000 --> 01:41:30.900
Shut up. I like this.

01:41:35.000 --> 01:41:36.900
- Andy, Greg Hill.
- Hello.

01:41:37.000 --> 01:41:39.400
Come on. These clips are excellent.

01:41:39.500 --> 01:41:42.400
This thing on the janitors' union,
that's exactly what we do here.

01:41:42.600 --> 01:41:44.400
<i>My only question is,</i> Runway?

01:41:44.400 --> 01:41:45.500
<i>My only question is,</i> Runway?

01:41:45.600 --> 01:41:48.200
You were there for less than a year.

01:41:48.400 --> 01:41:50.300
What the hell kind of a blip is that?

01:41:51.600 --> 01:41:53.600
Learned a lot.

01:41:55.500 --> 01:42:00.500
In the end though,
I kind of screwed it up.

01:42:00.600 --> 01:42:04.100
I called over there for a reference,
left word with some snooty girl.

01:42:04.200 --> 01:42:07.800
<i>Next thing you know, I got a fax</i>
<i>from Miranda Priestly herself.</i>

01:42:07.900 --> 01:42:10.400
Saying that of all the assistants
she's ever had...

01:42:10.500 --> 01:42:12.700
you were, by far,
her biggest disappointment.

01:42:12.800 --> 01:42:18.000
<i>And, if I don't hire you,</i>
<i>I am an idiot</i>

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You must have done something right.

01:42:51.000 --> 01:42:54.000
- [ Beeping ]
<i>- [ Phone Ringing ]

01:42:55.200 --> 01:42:57.100
Miranda Priestly's office.

01:42:57.200 --> 01:43:02.400
Hey, Emily, it's Andy. Don't hang up.
I have a favor to ask you.

01:43:02.500 --> 01:43:05.200
You have a favor to ask of me?

01:43:05.300 --> 01:43:08.600
Yeah. The thing is,
I have all these clothes from Paris...

01:43:08.700 --> 01:43:10.700
and I don't have anyplace
to wear them...

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so I was wondering if you
could take them off my hands.

01:43:19.300 --> 01:43:23.300
Well, I don't know.
It's a huge imposition.

01:43:23.400 --> 01:43:27.600
And I'll have to get them taken in.
I mean, they'll drown me.

01:43:27.700 --> 01:43:32.100
But I suppose I could help you out.
I will have Roy pick them up this afternoon.

01:43:32.300 --> 01:43:36.900
Thanks, Em. I appreciate it.
Good luck.

01:43:46.800 --> 01:43:49.800
You have some very large shoes to fill.

01:43:49.900 --> 01:43:53.400
I hope you know that.

01:43:58.800 --> 01:44:02.300
I don't understand
why it is so challenging...

01:44:02.400 --> 01:44:06.000
to get my car when I ask for it.

01:44:47.000 --> 01:44:48.900
[ Chuckles ]

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Go.

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